A Pookie Christmas Carol
by Mikata
pairing 5+K, 2x4, 1x3
Warnings: OOC-ness
note: for those who don't know, Pookie is Kleenex, a popular couple in some GW circles. So popular, in fact, that there is a list called KleenexX5_ out there. (shameless plug over now…)
Wufei sat at his window, staring at the flakes of snow dismally. He was lonely. Horny, too. Outside, the braided idiot was running about in the snow, dragging his little girl, Winner behind. Wufei smirked to himself. The happy couple did not see the crazed Wing ZERO and Heavyarms pilots, giddy from coffee overdose, preparing to huck snowballs at the sickeningly cute couple.
The first one hit Quatre in the head. He fell backwards into the snow as Duo screamed loud revenge upon the other two pilots. The balls began to fly. When it was over, Trowa was carrying Heero inside to peel the frozen on spandex off his ass. Duo's face was bright red, and his hair soaking wet. Quatre stood and dragged him in the house, too.
In the back of his mind, Wufei could hear the four other pilots busying themselves with the excitement of Christmas, which was tomorrow. This degenerated into sex rather quickly, leaving Wufei alone and slightly sickened. With a sad sigh, he fell asleep, alone.
*****
Wufei awakened that morning as grouchy as ever. He rolled out of his bed, his foot connecting with something hard. Looking down, Wufei saw a rectangular box wrapped in shiny paper.
"What the fuck…"
After glaring at it, daring it to do anything, Wufei opened it. under the wrapping paper, there was another box with a light floral pattern blasted across the side that made him want to puke. Turning it over and over, realization hit him like a brick upside the head.
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!"
Duo poked his head in, just in time to get a box of Kleenex thrown at it, smacking his right in the face.
"Ow! What the hell was that for?" Duo asked, rubbing his sore nose.
"You people are mean! With your… your…Ugh!"
With that, Wufei stomped from the room, leaving Duo clueless and with a slightly hurting nose.
*****
Wufei stomped out of the house, in perfect time to get a kleenex box pitched at his head. Wufei yelped as the box touched his prized manhood. Screaming like a girly man, he ran about, flailing his limbs. He clutched his ponytail defensively for a moment, and relaxed. He picked up the box and growled. In the chaos, the corner of the box was bent and dirtied from the fall from Wufei's head. Wufei sighed sadly, cradling the box to his chest.
"Well, Pookie, I guess I'm not alone anymore…"
with that said, Wufei tucked the box under his arm, and trudged through the snow with his new partner.
***Owari***
*ducks thrown objects* hey! Easy! I'll continue this on Valentine's day, I swear!
by Mikata
pairing 5+K, 2x4, 1x3
Warnings: OOC-ness
note: for those who don't know, Pookie is Kleenex, a popular couple in some GW circles. So popular, in fact, that there is a list called KleenexX5_ out there. (shameless plug over now…)
Wufei sat at his window, staring at the flakes of snow dismally. He was lonely. Horny, too. Outside, the braided idiot was running about in the snow, dragging his little girl, Winner behind. Wufei smirked to himself. The happy couple did not see the crazed Wing ZERO and Heavyarms pilots, giddy from coffee overdose, preparing to huck snowballs at the sickeningly cute couple.
The first one hit Quatre in the head. He fell backwards into the snow as Duo screamed loud revenge upon the other two pilots. The balls began to fly. When it was over, Trowa was carrying Heero inside to peel the frozen on spandex off his ass. Duo's face was bright red, and his hair soaking wet. Quatre stood and dragged him in the house, too.
In the back of his mind, Wufei could hear the four other pilots busying themselves with the excitement of Christmas, which was tomorrow. This degenerated into sex rather quickly, leaving Wufei alone and slightly sickened. With a sad sigh, he fell asleep, alone.
*****
Wufei awakened that morning as grouchy as ever. He rolled out of his bed, his foot connecting with something hard. Looking down, Wufei saw a rectangular box wrapped in shiny paper.
"What the fuck…"
After glaring at it, daring it to do anything, Wufei opened it. under the wrapping paper, there was another box with a light floral pattern blasted across the side that made him want to puke. Turning it over and over, realization hit him like a brick upside the head.
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL!"
Duo poked his head in, just in time to get a box of Kleenex thrown at it, smacking his right in the face.
"Ow! What the hell was that for?" Duo asked, rubbing his sore nose.
"You people are mean! With your… your…Ugh!"
With that, Wufei stomped from the room, leaving Duo clueless and with a slightly hurting nose.
*****
Wufei stomped out of the house, in perfect time to get a kleenex box pitched at his head. Wufei yelped as the box touched his prized manhood. Screaming like a girly man, he ran about, flailing his limbs. He clutched his ponytail defensively for a moment, and relaxed. He picked up the box and growled. In the chaos, the corner of the box was bent and dirtied from the fall from Wufei's head. Wufei sighed sadly, cradling the box to his chest.
"Well, Pookie, I guess I'm not alone anymore…"
with that said, Wufei tucked the box under his arm, and trudged through the snow with his new partner.
***Owari***
*ducks thrown objects* hey! Easy! I'll continue this on Valentine's day, I swear!