Hello, and welcome to my very first fanfic! Yes, this strange work is indeed a story, and not just a jumbled script trying to pass itself off as a true story. Indeed, though script format is fun, I think writing a parody as a narrative is much more entertaining. So, read on, have fun, and don't play pool with parrots, as it results in nasty effects.

Disclaimer

A wizard stepped into the dark, dank room. He raised his wand, and cried, "Disclaimerous Appearum!" Following that, letters became etched in the air, and they read:

The world and characters of Harry Potter belong to J.K. Rowling.

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"Prologue to 'Harry Potter and the Half-Wit Prince'"

Once upon a time there was a prince who lived in England. His name was George Tumbledin the 5th. He was the most handsome, intelligent prince to grace the earth. He had tons of FANGIRLS who loved him for his abs and sheer intellect. One day, he was outside in his garden and some stupid wizard with buck teeth and… thinning hair came up to him.

"You're pretty," the wizard blorged, then took out his magic wand and cried, "CHATSPEAKIUS N00BEN!"

The curse the old man used changed the prince forever. His English faded away, being replaced with words like, "OMG" and "lol", with no punctuation. His intelligence was replaced with greed for items like devil tails and nitemare miniwings. His handsomeness turned to noob-like qualities, such as only wearing underpants, shirts and hats.

Whatever became of the prince? Some say he wanders England, lonely and stupid, searching for the spell to cure him… Except, that he doesn't know what the BEEP he is looking for.

A/N: So, now you kind of know what's going on.

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Okay, you don't. Read Chapter one, dammit! I didn't write it for nothing!

Now, for my real notes:

1. "nitemare miniwings, devil tails, underwear, pants and hats" - What I'm making fun of here is the n00bs on this one anime community called "Gaiaonline." Plenty of n00bs join up and ask for money, items, etc. from "rich" people.

2. "Fangirls" - Though it may be obvious, 'fangirls' are fans who go gaga over someone. They stalk them, or have posters, maybe sometimes they'll save pictures of them, etc. There are a few types, but I'd have to say my favourite is Crying fan girls. Here's a little explanation of them:

-Crying Fangirls: Likely the funniest kind of Fangirl. When the person they love appears, they'll start to cry and say "Omigawd! It's so-and-sooo!"

Well, I don't plan to do authors notes for every chapter, but only for some that I think need explanations.

Don't flame me yet!