Diesels dick delivery

One day diesel was trying to sleep when he was suddenly woken up by percy. "DISEL U STUPID ANUSWIPE WHY YOU POOP ON MY TRAACK!?

"FUCK YOU DICKBRAIN I POOP WHERE I WANT" replied deisl

By now all the trains were awake because of the smell. "YOU'RE A FUCKING POOPSICLE DESILE AND YOUR BUTT IS AS BIG AS A SKYSCRAPER THAT GOT HIT BY AN ATMOIC SHIT BOMB AND YOUR BUTT CRACK IS THE CRATER THAT WAS LEFT BY THE BOMB" said James.

"YEAH GET OUT OF OUR SHED FUCKFUNNEL" shouted henry.

Diesel decided to leave because he hated everyone for being mean to his poop. Before he left though he decieded to do one last poop. It was like a volcano exploded in tidmouth shed but instead of lava there was greenish brown poop and instead of melting and burning people it suffocated all the other trains and then made them disintergrate because it stunk that bad.

"yaay, I killed those fucks" said diesel and he puffed away. When the train drivers came to find the trains so they could drive them all they could see was a brown lake with a few train parts like wheels and funnels floating it it. They were happy that they didn't have to work but sad because everything smelt really bad and they couldn't breathe. They decieded to spray some air fresheners and then to buy some pizzas but they couldn't eat the pizzas without throwing up from the smell because the air freshners wernt working so they decieded to commit suicide by jumping into the poop lake because they really like pizza and didn't want to live without it.

Meanwhile diesel was happily chuffing around sodor but then his happiness suddenly changed to rage when he saw the fat controller, or as the engines lliked to call him, the testickle shapped asshole with a stupid hat. Deisle hated that asshole but he had to do what he says because he has the power to melt engines and use their corpses to build condom machines. Dielsel did'nt want to become a condom machine so he listened to the fat controllr.

"diesel I have a very special delivery for u" said fat contoler. "I need you to collect some trucks from the station. Bee very careful as the trucks have a very special and important cargo and if you lose them I will cut your face off and feed it too my cat*.

"Whats so important you fat idiot?" asked diesel?

"The tucks have my delivery of 2000 dicks. I need new dick because my old one was lost in a tragic accident. I was making a banana smoothie and it was going to be delicious but then I read the recipe wrong and put my dick in the blender insted of the banana. It wasn't plesant." Said the fat contorler.

"fine, I'll get yiour delivery you penisless pile of poop diesel said" deisl said.

Deisel puffed away to collect teh precios cargo.

Will deisil deliver the dicks without killing anyone else? Will the fart conroller find the perfect replacement pensi? Find out next chapter in Desels Dick delivery!?

*Don't feed train parts to cats. That's animal cruelty.