Blaze (me): Hello, welcome to "Blaze's talk show for video game characters". First up we have Miss Scarlett fox from Temple run 2. So… how are you doing today?
Scarlett fox: Yes, I'm okay but I have a run later so make this quick.
Blaze: Ooookay…. um, question one: do you like your job?
Scarlett fox: Um, I'm continually running away from a giant monster who wants to kill me. Do you think I like my job?!
Blaze: Not necessarily. Okay, question two: What do you think of the other Temple runners?
Scarlett fox: Other temple runners?
Blaze: yeah, you know… your buddies?
Scarlett fox: Is that what they're calling us these days? Well, they're not my buddies, thank you very much… more like, um partners.
Blaze: Okay, it is very clear you don't think highly of them. Anyway-
Scarlett fox: Okay, well, I didn't say that.
Blaze: What?
Scarlett fox: Never mind.
Blaze: Sure… anyway, Question three: The gems… what do you think of these?
Scarlett fox: You mean those giant green "save me" gems?
Blaze: Well, in that case, I'll just say yes.
Scarlett fox: Well, they're really big; bigger than my head. And you just slam into them when you're running at full speed. They just pop out of nowhere… it kinda hurts too. And then after you crash into them, they disappear in a bunch of sparkles and I have no idea where they go after that.
Blaze: You realize that they save you when you 'die'? It's kinda for your own benefit.
Scarlett fox: Yeah, right and I'm the queen of England. Can we talk about something else please?
Blaze: Okay… Question four: What do you do with the little coins?
Scarlett fox: I touch them… that's about it… it just goes away after that... and those are coins? They don't even look like coins… Coins are little circles, right? Then why are they diamond shaped?
Blaze: Anyway, getting back to the interview-
Scarlett fox: But you still didn't say why they're not circles. I mean, does anyone else have a similar opinion? Is it just me or-
Blaze: MOVING ON… so, Question five: What would you think if I told you that I had the idol?
Scarlett fox: I'm sorry, what?
Blaze: (takes the idol out from behind my back) I have it! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Scarlett fox: WHAT? Give me that! (Starts chasing me around the room)
Blaze: Well, that's it for today, folks! Join us next week with some Miis from WII sports. And let's take a commercial break so I can get rid of this idol.