Nigol screamed his usual idiotic scream. After all, he WAS an idiot! : )

Sydney: NIGOL! Shuddup! Do you want to get us killed?

Nigol(brit accent included): Oh, no...sorry Syd. Didn't mean to.

S: Why did you scream in the first place?

N: Because I just realized that we're in a FANFICTION!!!!!!

S *goes pale* : Nigol? Are you sure?

N: I'm positive. According to my calculations....

*Unfortunately for Nigol, Sydney had no time to hear his calculations. She speedily climbs up the wall of the cliff.*

N:Sydney! Wait!!!

*Nigol whips out his cel phone and calls Claudia.*

N: Claudia?! Claudia! You've got to get me out of here!

Claudia: Why?

N: Because I'm in a fanfiction!

C *has a look of disgust on her face*: They WHY are you bringing me into the fanfic?

*Claudia slams down her phone*

N: No Claudia! Wait!

*Camera zooms back to Sydney who is currently fighting an evil Booga Monster.*

Sydney *uses karate moves*: AH! It got me!

*Sydney falls down.*

S: Good-bye Nigol...Claudia...CRUEL CRUEL WORLD!

*Bad guys come up.*

Bad Guy #1: Where's her sidekick?

Bad Guy #2: Where's the relic?

Bad Guy #3: Where are we?

*BG#1 and BG#2 conk BG#3 on the head who falls down dead.*

BG#1 and BG#2: Oops.

*Nigol falls off cliff and dies.*

*Bad Guys sink into a sandtrap that mystically appeared.*

Claudia: I wonder where Syd and Nigol are?

*Claud files nails.*

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A/N: That was so stupid. Maybe in the future I'll actually write like an ADVENTURE story thingy. : ) And, yes, I DO hate Nigol. Sorry.

disc.: no. u figure it out.