NONSENSE STORY #1

Disclaimer: we do not own anything vaguely lord of the rings like, but I have a piece of moria from the set and sarah has a sauron ring. Apart from that we own none of the characters apart from those you haven't seen in the books.


Prologue

One very boring double lit lesson, when we were supposed to be studying for exams (but hey, you get that) Sarah A and Sarah H decided to go to middle earth. But how would they get there? Sarah A thought of a very smart idea of clapping their heels together and repeating "There's no place like middle earth".

Of course it was Sarah H's idea but Sarah A just modified it.

Yes. Well. Back to me. So Sarah A's idea worked (of course) and there was a sudden whirring sound and the room started to turn blue. As everything was fading out, both Sarah's heard, "Hey, where are you two going? Get back here now! I don't even have your Magic Toyshop Essay!" But luckily, it was too late. They were safe.

Chapter 1

"Wow, what happened!" Sarah H exclaimed, "Don't tell me MY idea worked!"

"Whatever" muttered Sarah A, "Hey Sarah! I think we're in middle earth!" Sarah A then does the following: squeals, jumps up and down, laughs hysterically etc. Sarah H just stares blankly. "Ok, I'll stop now."

Sarah H takes a moment to think about this, looks around, listens and wonders. "Well around about now Legolas and a whole bunch of handsome elves are supposed to come and sweep us off our feet….About Now."

… waiting…kicking ground impatiently…Sarah A checks her watch which just magically appeared…

"Yep," Sarah H continues, 'Any moment now."

…10 minutes later…

"Look, should we just go find them?" Sarah A suggests, sick of waiting

Sarah H thinks about this "But what if they're running late – yah know, maybe a hobbit found another ring or something"

Sarah A looks blankly. "Sarah lets be realistic here. It's not as if as soon as we arrived in M.E our teacher SMS'd the elves to say that there would be two teenage girls in the vicinity. I say we look for them. It looks like we're in a forest now – if we keep walking we might find rivendell or mirkwood or something.

"Well, Ok." Says Sarah H.

So the girls wondered offinto the deep dark forest (it was actually pretty sunny considering it was only 12 o'clock).


Sorry guys, short chapter, will become better and more entertaining, may even form a plot later on. Review me, because that is my only form of sustenance.