Disclaimer:

It's a bird, it's a plane it's a… oh wait no its just dreams of owning Naruto soaring off into the Abyssal Plains Of Crush Dreams.L

Oh well, I should be happy that I own Ai and this fanfic.

Main Paring:

GarraxAiOC

Authors Notes:

This is my first chapter story, so reviews are very welcome.

Also this takes place in when Gaara's Kazekage, but the Akatsuki aren't after him is Shakaku is still there.

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Unconventional Love

By:Dragonfly51

Chapter 1:Collision

"Your late! This is unacceptable, young lady!" The fifth hokage fumed. "By Kami, I swear that I should have you mucking the stalls for this!"

"I-I-I'm v-v-very sorry, Lady Ho-o-okage," stammered the timid juvenile kunzite "I could have sworn that-"

"I could give a rats badonicei? If so then you swore right!" Tsunade interjected sordidly. "You were informed yesterday to report here at eight this morning! It is now ten? What were you doing, Ai?!"

Just as the young shinobi seemed she was going to plead her case, Tsunade cut her off, again.

"On second thought I don't want to know. Do I?"

Ai's head dropped.

"Thought so."

With a sigh the slug sennin wryly leaned back in her seat.

"Oh well, nothing we can do about it now. Just report to the front gates, before I punch a hole into my desk again."

"Hai, My Lady." along with a deep bow was her response.

When the green-eyed teen finally left, and happily so, a wide grin began to spread across Tsunade's face as she propped her legs up on the desk.

"Aha, Tsunade, you still got it girl! This is why I love my job!"

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.:.Ai's PROV.:.

"I thought that she was going to behead with her bare hands. For me being so late."

I'd thought that I had said this in head; that was until I got this squeaking reply:

"Don't worry, Odori-chan, Tsunade-baa-chan wouldn't do that!" Happy chimed from inside his orb, one of three, that I had in my hair.

"Well sometimes you can never tell, Happy-chan." I responded with a sigh.

And, if it had be left at that, the subject would have been dropped like the weight off a celeb mother a month after the baby was born. But…well let just say that today isn't my luckiest day is far. So the fight started with Somber, another pixie, stating:

"Well she wouldn't have had been chewed out for being late by obaa-sama if you hadn't spelled the alarm clock, baka-nii-san."

And it ended with me saying:

"Stop fighting now or else I'm going ask Maito-sensei to watch over you all next time I have important business."

Because people on the streets started to notice me talking to, what looked like, nothing. At times like this I'm is glad that the dark tent of my skin did a good job of hiding that fact the I was blushing from everyone.

'Great first I missed breakfast. Got scolded. The Pixies were fighting.' I thought with a mental sigh. 'And now the people probably think that I'm insane.'

After taking a look at my watch I decide that I'd better height tail it before I'm put on horse poo duty, and start running.

'Well it could be worst.'

That was the final thought that before I ran smack into a wall of…of…of sand?

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Author's Note:

And the concludes the first chapter of Unconventional Love!

I know that it was a short chapter but that how I roll.

I really hoped the you liked it.

If you hadn't noticed that the one-word title of the chapter reveled its manning within the story. I think that I might continue to do that with the title that is unless I start to slack off.

Remember please read and review! ;)

-Dragonfly51