RICK ART ONLINE PART TWO

Everyone just kindof stands around... Morty is the first to speak.

"Wow did we all just immensely lag?"

"Lingling is speaking! And he demands to know why you did not kill Kirito!"

"(belch) you speak in third person now too? Fine whatever...look I came here to degrade and bully mods. I did that. Kirito isnt a mod so well...fuckem."

"Thats it?"

"Well that and (Beeelch) Kirito is what you would call Mary Sue character. As am I really... and if you knew physics you would know what happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force."

Rick walks up to Kirito and swipes his hand going right through him like a ghost.

"I figured out your bullshit scheme from when Morty noticed his backpain from the boars LingLing."

"Wait Rick...you knew?! I was burned! I had acid bombs thrown at me and got impaled at least ten times! Do you know how much you hallucinate at 1HP Rick?!"

"If what Sanchez says is true than he is fully aware he murdered those moderators! Thus Rick Sanchez the smartest man in the universe has to go to jail by a B rate anime villain! Mwahahaha!"

"Yeeeahhhh about that. (belch) See i murdered them ONLINE."

"So?"

"So... how am i liable? I can be banned right? Clearly im not person enough for the government to be like hey you cant just go around banning people LingLing. So those mods are dead now and thats that... I mean unless they decide to hold YOU liable. Which is a big possibility given you could have overseen the web servers not having mods, make money off the servers, own the rights, names, and can even reproduce likenessed of us..."

"AND I HAVE TWO SWORDS!"

"Yes Kirito... (beeelch) you have two swords."

"LingLing wouldnt make it in prison! Ill just get my lawyers to try and declare you a legal person online Rick Sanchez!!!"

"Cool... that means im entitled to loads of reimbursements for all the bans. Im not just one of the smartest men...but one of the richest now too. Also say goodbye to the internet when all websites ever get taken down for participating in legal discrimination."

"So...what can be done?"

"Nothing you Japanese slut! (belch!) You put on your adult diapers and dont feed the troll thats what you do!"

"Oh geez Rick...but what if..."

"What if what Morty? Either nothing we do matters online, mods get jailed, or we get jailed and can play sword art all day long in rich people jail! Thats the only outcomes Morty!"

Kirito unsheathes his swords;

"So now I dont have to hold back..."

"Oh (belch) Christ... shonen characters am I right Morty?"

Kirito leaps at LingLing and they have an epic fight and Rick comments

"Lets just logoff Morty. This is retarded. Why...why would someone program the game to kill people and leave himself open to being killed?"

"I...I dont know Rick. Why do some mods ban eachother?"

"Ahhh (belch) you learned something. Youre a good kid Morty."