P.S. I Loathe You

Massie Block: Is more than happy to have her alpha status back at BOCD. Those backstabbing LBRs will get what's coming to them X2. Now that the boyfast is over, watch out BOCD - Massie Block is suddenly the most eligible bachelorette… but what about Dempsey, and more importantly, what about Derrington?

Claire Lyons: Doesn't know what to do! On the one hand, her heart is ah-bviously still Cam's, but she just can't deal with him right now. He's been sending her ah-million text messages but she hasn't returned any of them. She might just stick with the boyfast – the problem is she can't keep him out of her mind for more than 5 minutes.

Alicia Rivera: Com-puh-leet-lee hearts her life. What more could a girl ask for? Her BFFs are back in the main building and she has a total HART boyfriend. Everything seems perf… right? Her birthday is coming up… can you say par-tay? Hopefully nothing bad will happen…

Dylan Marvil: Still trying to lose that gawd-awful baby fat... like wtf? She will though, it's only a matter of time. Once she does, looks like there's going to be some competition. The only question is… for whom?

Kristen Gregory: Finally convinced her parents to let her go to Alicia's b-day party. Like, thank gawd. Griffin might be completely out of reach, but there's still that summer hawty Dune. Hmm… we'll see about that one.