And now, we find our beloved monsters finally back !
*When they return to their rehearsal loft, they found Amen playing ... a video game*
Lordi : I knew it was a bad idea to install a console here
Amen *while eating a pizza* : Hello guys ! Wanna play some hockey video games ?
OX : Rahh no ! Rather play a game management, Civilization for example !
Amen : Nooo, those game are stupid !
OX : You say that just because you don't have any sense of strategy needed to play !
Amen : But these games are so fucking unrealistic ! Seriously, you can move from Ancient Egypt to Modern Era into a few days while I'm living proof that it took a long time ! Damn, I'm much older than you !
OX : Maybe ... but I'm more cool.
Amen : Yeah, okay ...
Mana : …
Lordi : And you, Mana : what game do you want to play ?
Mana : …
Lordi : Oh, I see. Miau ?
Mana : Miau Miau !
Lordi : *to OX and Amen* Alright. Guys, he considers you're too crazy for playing with you and he already has enough crazy disciples for wanting, in addition crazy bandmates ! *to Mana* Miau Miau Miau.
Mana : Ok ok…
OX : What did you tell to him ?
Lordi : Only that if he could bear my madness, with a little effort he can bear yours ! *grins*
Hella : I want to play the game The Sims !
Amen : See now ? That's why having a Barbie doll in the band was a bad idea !
Lordi : Amen, SHUT UP ! *to Hella* You know, monsters don't really play that kind of games.
Amen : Yeah, we prefer Assassins Creed !
OX : But in The Sims, you also can be a assassin and kill !
Amen : OX, how the hell do you know that ? Do you hide things for me ?
OX : What ? You didn't know I could be sadic ? I'm a monster in case you didn't notice !
Mana : *shakes head in silence*
Lordi : I know, I know ...
Hella : Dear scary little mummy who minds he's better than a Scarbie. Yes, Scarbie and not fucking Barbie ! I'll let you see how to kill on a female way. Learn from it !
*After some minutes, they're all on Youtube looking at some videos*
Mana : Miau !
Lordi : Yeah, I know, having internet wasn't a good idea too, but they say it's better for communicating with fans
OX : Oh cool ! With fire, my favorite ! Imagine them shrieking and tasting what hell is !
Amen : In real life, drowning them takes a longer time. Will first ask OX to knock them out before send them in the water.
Mana : *watch with a sadic smile*
Hella : I was sure you'll like the "killed by insect". I like the electric killing ! Oh ... can I become a doll with battery ? So I could have a problem on it and when human touch me …
Lordi : I'll mind on it for next costum. Oh, I like this one, baby on a barbecue ! *begin sing* Babeeeeeeeeeeez, babez for breakfast….
OX : Sickness, oldness, that's too basic. Boring.
Amen : Oh, I almost forgot! *take a package and give it on Mana* welcoming present
Mana : *open the package and finds a game named….The Secret Of Mana* Miau ?
Lordi : He asks if in the game, he can be a cat who slays Christmas elves ...