Sonic's day in Pokemon Land
By High Voltage
Inspired by 'Dang You Pikachu' By Duke's Alter Ego, and all the dumb
motherfuckers that can't see the humor in it. GET YOU HEAD'S OUT OF YOUR
ASSES!!!
Sonic was walking past Tail's apartment when he heard screaming and a buzzing alarm come from within. He kicked down the door and entered to find Tails in front of a giant piece of machinery. The machine was loudly humming and in front of the maching was a green circle where the floor should have been. "Tails...?" Sonic asked, letting the question hang in the air. "Oh, hi Sonic. This is my new transversal parallel transporter! If we jump through the hole, we should end up in a new universe parallel to this one!!" Sonic walked over to the hole and looked down. It seemed to go on and on forever. Then, Amy ran in the door and jumped on Sonic "Sonic SonicSONIC SONIC!!!" She yelled. But Sonic had his own problem at the moment. He was losing his balance and he couldn't get the hedgehog off. "Tails!!!" He yelled as he fell, along with the annoying plnk bitch, through the hole. "Shit!!!" Tails screamed, grabbed the remote control for the maching, and jumped in behind them. A few second later the maching kicked off, and it was like they had never been there.
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"And that is why we believe the planet to be shaped like a banana..." Professor Rohlf concluded strongly to his class of...no one. "Fuck!" He screamed as he threw his notes down on his desk. 'Nowadays, everyone wants to 'catch 'em all'! No one wants to use the Pokemon for their original purpose! No one wants to k...' He was interupted and three figures emerged from his ceiling and poped down in the 3 front seats of the lecture hall. The first was Sonic, followed bo Tails in the middle, and Amy was sitting on the end. "What in the who-ha?!" the Professor screamed as he jumped out of his chair. "What in bloddy hell are pokemon doing in MY lecture hall!" He brought a AK-47 to bear on his 'visitors'. "Prepare to Die, POKE-BITCH!!! Sonic quickly jumped up and started making time-out and hold the phone gestures with his hands. "Hold on there Grizzly Adams! We don't have anything to do with your pokey thingie..." The professor looked stunned. Then he looked his visitors over and he realized that they wern't lying: they had no marking that siganfied them as pokemon. "I'm sorry." the Professor said in his most apologetic tone. "I thought your were a Pokemon..." They all wore the same look of utter confusion on their faces. Tails spoke up. "we are from another dimention, so we have no idea what your talking about..." Rohlf realized the oppertunity he had. "Welcome, visitors of another universe, to Pokemon Hunting 101."
AN: I just put this out as a test chapter. I want to see how badly I'm going to be flamed for this...
Sonic was walking past Tail's apartment when he heard screaming and a buzzing alarm come from within. He kicked down the door and entered to find Tails in front of a giant piece of machinery. The machine was loudly humming and in front of the maching was a green circle where the floor should have been. "Tails...?" Sonic asked, letting the question hang in the air. "Oh, hi Sonic. This is my new transversal parallel transporter! If we jump through the hole, we should end up in a new universe parallel to this one!!" Sonic walked over to the hole and looked down. It seemed to go on and on forever. Then, Amy ran in the door and jumped on Sonic "Sonic SonicSONIC SONIC!!!" She yelled. But Sonic had his own problem at the moment. He was losing his balance and he couldn't get the hedgehog off. "Tails!!!" He yelled as he fell, along with the annoying plnk bitch, through the hole. "Shit!!!" Tails screamed, grabbed the remote control for the maching, and jumped in behind them. A few second later the maching kicked off, and it was like they had never been there.
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"And that is why we believe the planet to be shaped like a banana..." Professor Rohlf concluded strongly to his class of...no one. "Fuck!" He screamed as he threw his notes down on his desk. 'Nowadays, everyone wants to 'catch 'em all'! No one wants to use the Pokemon for their original purpose! No one wants to k...' He was interupted and three figures emerged from his ceiling and poped down in the 3 front seats of the lecture hall. The first was Sonic, followed bo Tails in the middle, and Amy was sitting on the end. "What in the who-ha?!" the Professor screamed as he jumped out of his chair. "What in bloddy hell are pokemon doing in MY lecture hall!" He brought a AK-47 to bear on his 'visitors'. "Prepare to Die, POKE-BITCH!!! Sonic quickly jumped up and started making time-out and hold the phone gestures with his hands. "Hold on there Grizzly Adams! We don't have anything to do with your pokey thingie..." The professor looked stunned. Then he looked his visitors over and he realized that they wern't lying: they had no marking that siganfied them as pokemon. "I'm sorry." the Professor said in his most apologetic tone. "I thought your were a Pokemon..." They all wore the same look of utter confusion on their faces. Tails spoke up. "we are from another dimention, so we have no idea what your talking about..." Rohlf realized the oppertunity he had. "Welcome, visitors of another universe, to Pokemon Hunting 101."
AN: I just put this out as a test chapter. I want to see how badly I'm going to be flamed for this...