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One dai I waz browsing dank memes when all of da sudden an pop up ad for teh new pokemanz gayme. I iz the broke cottage studant; nd I wented dis gayme. I axed mi room8 for teh manies so I cun bi dis cool gayme. But mi room m8said NOOOOOOO and slamed my face in teh toilet an seid pokeymanz is for little baby girls. I cri nd go caled up mi mum to axe 4 colega munny 4 new textbook (I so sneeky liek solid snak). Mi mum: Ok son I giv to teh mannies but fir text message book not pokermonz. Aftur I hung up I sed "fuk u bich I do wut I wanna do" den I went on teh ad nd bot mi an copy of teh gayme. So I contracted teh selleder and aksed for teh gayme; he seid da seller: his game belonged to evil spirit bot; do you wish; to continue;? I dun not c an skelerton so I wuz not sp00ked, I sed: I wil bi teh gayme evn dough it evil yhu proly jus saw an error nd it wuz nothin.
So I wait 8 week for fedy man to delver the packae; so the delivery man nock on door; ONLY IT WASN"T DELIVERY MAN IT WAS SKELETON DISQUISED AS FED EX MAN!1111!one one. NOOOOOOOO I said wen I saa him, I ran in2 mi hows 2 git mi sp00k awai sprai, once I cam bak 2 da dor he wuz alredy gon nd lef teh packerge; I opun up teh packag nd I saa teh gayme covur; it wuz a HYPERREALISTIC BLOODY RENAMON. I thik that it is just in head so I put teh gayme in mu Atari jaguar and it start with pro oak standing in a hall way; he looked like wuz cring hyper realistic bloody tears of blood; he look at me and seid Senpai Kush you did this; THAT WAS MY NAME! usully he axe yhu ur nayme but he ALREDY NEW IT! Nex he usuly axe if yhu boi or gril to git ur playur model but instead my playurmodll was a hyperrealistic lookin version of mi but insted I had BLOODY EYz nd a bullet hol cumin out mi dik. Nxt he was gunna intro duce mi rival but he only seid look at this AN MI RIVAL WAS SKELETON FEX DEX MAN! And he seid Skeleton man: Spook spray wil not effect dis bich.
"NOOO I dun not wana pley dis gayme animor;" I tri'd 2 thro mi Atari cros da rom but I diderent brek. It looks like I will be forceded to pla dis gayme til I beat it; so I satert In pallet town only it wasn't pallt town it was cald bleed city and hyper relsitic bleed everiewur. Sterbin frum pokermon hertgol came out da gras wit an blunt in his mowth nd sunglases on nd sai 2 mi, "YHUR DED". But she seid it ok I hav peroman to prtect you plez; pick one deh pokes where bloddy jiggly puff named Satan; dere waz also n houndoom dat was all SKELERTON; and finly there was a magikarp. Da skelerton 1 waz alredy outta de pictur so I piked da almity magikarp. The maggykarp was nmed Chonce and he was all hyper realistic and bleedy; my rival SKELETON RIVAL! piked the hoondoom. Da SKELEY RIVAL chalangd mi 2 an battle but except da pleyin feld waz in hell nd dere were blood nd skeletons in da background. I one with ease an he losed; so hen I was in elite quarto and there was 666 and blood erry wery. Aftur fitin al de leet 666 I came to da chumpon; de champon wuz Cynthia but she don had wool fur nd a nice pare of tits. But den I deid fom heart falure; bu tht not the scruriest pert; the scurry part is I WAS YOU AND YOU WROTE THIS IN THE FUTURE WHEN YOU BECAME SKELETON.