Author's Note: Heya, thank you for reading my Legend of Zelda Fanfic. I don't really know why I wrote this, I was just bored.
Anyway in this chapter, Zelda receives a offer from DL (Dark Link) who wants to join the royal Is shocked to hear that what Dark Link wants In return is a date.
Although there is nothing as bad in this chapter, this is a Fanfic for MATURE audiences only, with suggestive content, and Includes foul language, so please only read if you are 18+
(Also this story takes place in BOTW Hyrule, after Link defeats Ganon again and Hyrule castle, Hyrule-Castletown, etc are rebuilt. Also you will be hearing names from different Zelda universes like Malon, Tingle, etc. And I am NOT a LOZ expert so don't kill me)
DISCLAIMER: No copyright infringement intended, Nintendo owns the carachters & setting, I only wrote the story. Thanks!
He's late. Zelda thought to herself. If he really cared about this, he would have been here right now. She asked Purah to check the time on her Sheikah-Slate for the fifth time. "Twelve fifty!" Rang Purah's answer. Zelda ground her teeth and reached over the table to the teapot. As Zelda gripped the handle, the doors to Zelda's room flew open, and two guardsmen and a shadowy figure stepped into the doorway. "Zel! How great to see you!" The dark figure said, waving. Zelda stood from her seat put on her "negotiating" face and crossed her arms over her stomach. "Hello, Mr. Dark Link." She said politely.
Dark Link scoffed and waved a shadowed hand at her. "Please just call me Dark!" Zelda nodded stiffly. "Very well, 'Dark'." She said simply. "Please," she gestured to the table she had set up for the meeting. "Sit." Dark followed her orders, and swaggered over to the chair, and practically fell into it. After Zelda waved Purah and her guardsmen out, Dark Link smirked. "Man have you grown." He laughed, although his laugh was more of a cackle than anything, and it sent shivers down Zelda's spine. Changing the subject, Zelda gestured to the teapot. "Oh, no thanks." Zelda exhaled through her nose and then smiled the smile she had been practicing since her coronation, a smile that instilled her people with confidence, a smile that said, "Don't worry I'll take care of this kingdom." Dark Link smiled back, but it was more of a mischievous smile. Zelda strained to hold her composure. "Now to business." She said, a phrase she had heard her father use on multiple occasions. "In order to become a royal guard you must go through three months of training for battle alone, two months of etiquette, and an exam that takes even our smartest soldiers at least an hour to complete…" Zelda trailed off when she noticed Dark Link looking at her weird, with his head in his hands, looking at her, his red eyes the color of lasers. "Stop that." Zelda scolded. He didn't stop. "I said, STOP that." She said, feeling her temperature rising. Dark Link sat back as if he had just snapped out of a trance. "Oh, sorry, you're just sooo cute when you're listing things you know I won't do." Dark Link said, mocking a swoon.
Zelda was, by now, grinding her teeth so hard she could've sworn Dark Link could hear them. "You will If you wish to join the royal guard." Zelda said returning her smile to her face. Dark Link clicked his tongue. "I thought you were smarter, Zel. I now see that I was mistaken." Dark Link frowned. Zelda sipped her tea, which was now bitter and cold, trying to keep her graceful composure.
"If I'm a mirror of your best guard, then why should I have to go through the training? We have the exact same skills." Dark Link explained, placing his filthy, booted feet on the table. Zelda could feel her face contort into a scowl, and Dark Link smirked. But somehow Zelda managed to plaster the hopeful smile back on her face. "Apparently not, considering he defeated you the last time you sparred." Zelda said. She felt her smile becoming a little easier to maintain as she watched DL recoil, and a scowl form across his face. "And," she continued holding her cup to her lips again. "It seems you desperately need the etiquette training." She taunted. Dark Link must have seen her eyes trail to his feet on the table because he soon pulled them off.
Got him, Zelda almost laughed to herself. Then a coy smile spread across Dark Link's face. "You're almost just as sexy when you taunt me as when you pretend to be nice to me, babe." Dark Link said his voice dripping with innuendo. Zelda swallowed hard at the words sexy and babe coming out of boy's mouth, directed at her. More specifically his mouth, the shadow that had severely injured, almost killed multiple of her soldiers. Zelda could feel herself blushing, and she looked away.
"What?" DL asked In mock innocence. "Was it something I said?" Zelda felt her skin boiling. She looked up into his eyes still blushing and changed the subject. "Now for the matter of your payment." She cleared her throat and pulled her Sheikah-Slate from it's holster on her hip. "You will get a newly built home inside castle town, and a custom Sheikah-Slate." She read after pulling up her notes app. Dark Link almost looked hurt. "That's it?" He asked. Zelda looked at him with a look of pure hatred. "What do you mean 'that's it'?! You get the same thing everyone else gets!" Zelda couldn't hide her frustration any longer. Dark Link looked calm and collected. "I make my own terms." He said simply. Zelda massaged her temples a headache starting to form. "And what exactly are your terms?" She asked, not really wanting to know. Dark Link smiled a mischievous smile. "As payment for protecting both you and your kingdom. I want…" he trailed off thinking. "To live in the castle." He said as if he'd asked for a puppy dog instead. Zelda stood almost immediately. "No, no, no, no, no! Of course not!" She stamped her foot. "You've put me through so much since before you even walked through those doors! Now you want me to open my castle to you?! You are crazy!" She practically screamed at him. He stood. "And—" DL began again. "Wait, you want another thing?!" Zelda was about to smack him before. "I want a date." He said over her. Then silence. Zelda was taken aback. "You want a date?!" She said, obviously confused. DL nodded vigorously. "With me?" She asked, to clarify. Another nod. "Why?" She asked quietly, starting to get warm again. "To make it worth your while." DL said his mischievous smile gone, he was dead serious. "I know living in the castle Is not normal to ask for, but I believe if I can show you a good time, you might want me to." He said. Zelda could tell that if he wasn't so dark he would be blushing. They just stood there, silent until Dark Link stepped forward so their noses were almost touching, and Zelda was looking straight into his eyes. He slipped his hands around her back and gripped her butt in his hands. "Ahh—!" Was all Zelda could say before being pulled in for a kiss. When DL pulled away Zelda was about as red as a rose. Zelda sighed in resignation, before she looked up at DL biting her lip. She wrapped her arms around his neck. "Is that a yes?" Dark Link asked, mischievous smile returning. Zelda sighed again. "Yes."