Drugs Are Good
Characters: Shikamaru, Setsuna, Shuri, Naruto, Asune.
Director/Shika: Ok places everyone. I trust you all learned your lines...
Setsuna: Shut it Shika. Of COURSE we all know our lines. WE CAME UP WITH THEM!!!
Director/Shika: Ok. Well at least get to your positions.
-all grumble incoherently-
Director/Shika: OK and we're rolling.
Shuri: Hello everyone. Today, we're here to talk to all you fans about drugs. More importantly, how drugs are GOOD.
Asune: That's right Shuri. Drugs are good. They help ease the problems in your life.
Setsuna: They also can get you great date. It might end you up with someone cute in a soft bed somewhere...
Asune: -blush-
Naruto: Hey Asune. It's so true though. How do you think I ended up with Hinata?
Asune: -deeper blush-
Shuri: Ok enough with that topic. Moving on we come to our recommendation. People always ask us which drugs "ease" the pains of life best.
Setsuna: So we'll tell you. Heroine, Crack, and Pot are the three best. NEVER take Meth. It gives you the absolute worst end effect ever.
Naruto: You know this how?
Setsuna: -glances around- Just trust me ok?
Asune: It's true. Anyway, Weed and Speed are the next best in line. Just use ONLY as directed by a certified drug dealer and/or the guy on the street corner. He'll know all about it.
Setsuna: How- ok I don't want to know this time.
Shuri: No matter what anyone tells you about how bad drugs are, they are WRONG!
Naruto: No joke.
Asune: That's right. Saskue said "don't take drugs" but look at how successful I became. I'm on TV talking to all you awesome kids.
Setsuna" That's all I got. So, -pulls out pack of Weed- anyone want some?
-all YES!-
----------------------------------------- 10 minutes pass
Shuri: That felt great.
Naruto: Sure did.
Shuri: Hey where are Asune and Setsuna?
Naruto: I dunno.
Director/Shika: They went that way. -point to the left of the studio-
Shuri: See what did we tell you. It does work.
Naruto: Isn't that the bedroom scene area?
Shuri: Yeah...
Naruto: Oh... -catching on-
Shika: That's all folks and here's our little final note. -pulls out note-card and reads fast- Drugs are really bad but no one cares so there you idiot Above the Influence Companies.