NEVER LET FRED AND GEORGE WATCH CARTOONS!
On day, on a lonely summer night just before the start of their fourth year, the legendary twins, Fred and George Weasly, were dying of boredom in their hot bedroom.
"There is nothing to do!" sighed a frustrated George.
"There is always something to do, my brother, we just have to think of it... Let's see… we've finished the fake wands and replaced one with Mum's last week, which turned into a rubber chicken. We enchanted one of Dad's insane Muggle devises to dance the Tango." Fred casually listed a few of the mischievous acts over that summer. They needed to think of something new, something that hasn't been done before.
"Maybe we can get an idea from one of Dad's Muggle contraptions," said George with a hopeful voice.
"Excellent idea!" Both of the boys ran out of the cramped room and snuck into the shed that held all of the Muggle devises.
Their eyes landed on a huge box-thing with a glass screen. They both had no idea what it was so they went with their number one motto: If you don't know how it operates, press random buttons. There was a row of buttons on the bottom of the thing below the glass part. In turn, they pressed the buttons until they found the 'ON' one. Light flicked to life on the screen to show the oncoming show 'DANNY PHANTOM'. If the ascents were anything to go by, it was an American show.
It was the first episode of the series, and the twins watched in amazement as a fourteen-year-old Muggle tried to control his new found ghost powers after an accident in his parents' lab that turned him into a human-ghost hybrid. At the end of the show, both twins looked at each other with the same evil smiles on their faces. Both had the same idea in their heads for their next prank involving a scene from the installment.
The next day... At breakfast… Of the next day…
Mrs. Weasly placed a breakfast of eggs and toast on the table for the family (plus Harry). She sat down to join them after everything was in order, and they were about to start eating. Fred and George took this as their queue and, with their wands under the table, transfigured the delicious food into ultra-recyclo-vegetarian grass on bread and mud pies with mud from the ground.
Ginny screamed and fell out of her chair, as she had been about to take a bite of some toast which was now mud. Yes, mud from the ground, before you ask. Fred and George stood with mud (from the ground) in their hands and exclaimed, "GARBAGE FIGHT!" as they threw the mud (YES, FOR THE LAST TIME DASH, IT IS FROM THE GROUND, NOW SHUT-UP AND LET ME TELL THE STORY!) at Percy. Ron took up the practice of hitting Percy with mud (this time Dash didn't ask the question and stayed silent in the audience). The expression on Percy's face was TOTALLY worth the grounding from their mother. But alas, that was not all that happened...
Fred aimed his wand at his mother. With a bit a difficult transfiguration, he turned her into the Lunch Lady. Mrs. Weasly was now semi-transparent with a hair net on her head. And she was now black and white! George pointed his wand at Fred and transfigured him into Danny! Fred now had on a black and white jumpsuit, and his hair was no longer Weasly red, but snow white. His eyes were also an odd glowing green color.
Fred looked at George in surprise. "I thought we were going to turn Harry into this?" he asked George in astonishment.
"We were. I changed my mind at the last minute."
Fred looked down at his new look. "I'm still the better looking, though. But I like how I looked before better. So let's change everything back before Mum blows a gasket."
It was then that they realized that neither of them knew how to change back this kind of transfiguration.