I Do Not Own Resident Evil Or Any Other Characters Displayed In This Fic

CH.1:Outbreak

2:35 A.M. United States,????, Valentine Residence.

"Here kitty kitty," Yells a man from his backdoor then closes it. After being told to get the cat from outside by his girlfriend, got up and proceeded to go to the back door to let it in. "Hey…..we got a cat door……" he says after noticing the little hole on the bottom of the door. After noticing this he goes to make him a sandwich to eat.

A faint meowing comes from the back door and he turns to see a small skinless cat with no eyes looking at him, teeth bared.

"Honey...Is the cat supposed to be dead?" he then realizes what he's just said and opens his eyes, "A DEAD CAT!?!?" Without thinking he runs to the cupboard and grabs a broom to hit it with.

FWAP

MEOW!

FWAP

MEOW!

10 minutes later

FWAP

MEOW!

He then realizes it isn't going to work and backs up to the stairs.

BOOM,BOOM

The man backs up to see that his girlfriend is wearing boots, a mini-skirt, a low-cut top, and is holding two pistols.

"Jill? What are you doing?"

"Saving your ass…..men" she says in a low voice. "Have you looked out the door?"

"No"

"Men, women has to do everything for themselves!" She then quickly looks out the door to see the familiar sight of dead people……walking. "Call the cops"

"Okay,……lets see 911"

RING……..RING

"Raccoon City Police Department, how may I help you?"