PEPPA AND GEORGE WER WALKIN DOWN DA STREET
"good thing i got my fuckin "skanky whore" benefit today or i'd be out of drug money" said peppa
"wel we've got our heroin so lets go home" said george
so peppa and george went home and they could hear da bed creakin really loudly.
"what the fuck is causin that fuckin noise?" asked goerge?
"mummy pig's whorin herself out cos she spent all her money on breast implants cos she wanted her cousin 2 fuckher" said peppa
"oh well lets go and spy on them" sed george.
so george went upstairs wiv peppa and saw mr elephant poundin mumy pig.
"FUCKIN HEL MR ELEPHANT ITS CERTAINLY TRUE THAT ELEPANTS HAVE HUGE COCKS!" said mummy pig
"what has been seen cannot be unseen" said george.
"george u knew that mummy pigs a whore u knew that by the time that her birthday gift to you was her arse" said peppa
"yeah but ive never seen her fuck an elephant. apart from that time she brought edmund elephant home and sucked him off in front of the television while we were watching mr potato rule 34 on it" said george
sudenly emily elephant came round and said "cum on dad we've got to go home mum says that she knows your fuckin mummy pig + squeezin that fuckin whore peppa's tits"
"fuck off emily u fuckin nigga ill bash yer head in nigger" said peppa
"fuck off slut" said emily
then daddy pig came home & peppa said "daddy pig can you buy me some crack"
"only if u give me a blowjob" said daddy pig and he took off his clothes and sat down on the sofa.
"k" said peppa and started suckin "oh god it tastes of shit"
"yeh george wanted some weed earlier" said daddy pig.
then peppa was in her bedroom tellin george about her first sex experience.
"when i was 16 i fucked pedro pony's big brother on playground right in front of everybody" said Peppa.
"holy fuck how did you get away with it?" asked george.
"well the teachers werent there and everyone were all proper findin it sexy and watchin it and takin photos." said peppa "i even wrote a markb on da lyaground it sasys "peppa fucked pedro ponys bro on da playground here once on 4th of fuckin march 2006"".
"oh wow fuckin cool" said george "give me a handjob"
"k but ive not washed my hands after havin a piss + touchin myself da same tiem"
"some piss never made me turn down a handjob" said george so peppa played wiv george's cock.
the end.