Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Wolf or Harry Potter
Sure it was Christmas time, and they were all scrambling to find gifts for their little pack, and it was all frantic scrambling and borrowing money, but all Stiles and Sirius seemed to talk about was their stoic boyfriends. "Look at his little pout!" Stiles squealed looking across the table at Derek who was reading a book.
"And his perfect hair." Sirius sighed looking, like Stiles, across the table at Remus who was also reading a book.
"Think he would read to me?" Stiles cooed.
"We could try asking nicely." Sirius said.
"If you even try." Derek snarled.
"You will be sleeping alone for a week." Remus said dryly.
"But Remmy!" Sirius whined.
"Derek!" Stiles moaned.
"You wouldn't like it." Remus assured Sirius. "There's no pictures."
"You wound me Moony dearest!" Sirius said as he flailed his arms dramatically, knocking the books off the table and earning a steely glare from the librarian.
"Please keep your mutt quiet." Derek growled.
"Black, be quiet." Remus muttered.
"Don't you love me?" Sirius moaned.
"You've been awfully quiet." Derek mumbled not looking up from his book. Stiles blinked.
"Sh." Stiles shushed his boyfriend whose expression soured. He looked over his book at his boyfriend. Remus and Sirius looked over too. Stiles sniffed a few times experimentally.
"What is it?" Sirius whispered.
"Bacon!" Stiles moaned as he clambered out of his seat and left the library at a full run with Sirius on his heels. Remus and Derek looked at each other for a moment of exasperation before closing their books and checking them out with the vulture like librarian. When that was done they walked to the kitchen to find their boyfriends, and Peter stuffing their faces with bacon.
"Would you like some sirs?" Offered a tiny voice as tiny hands held platters of bacon out to the late arrivals.
"Thank you." Remus smiled as he took a strip and munched on it casually.
"No I'm fine." Derek shook his head eyeing his boyfriend distastefully.
"Wonder where Jamsie is. He's gunna be super pissed if we eat all the bacon before he gets here." Sirius said before sharing a look with Stiles. They both broke out laughing and resumed eating. Just then, James ran in.
"Speak of the devil!" Stiles laughed.
"You little shits left me in the library when I went to get a book in the restricted section!" James huffed as he quickly hid his invisibility cloak in his bag.
"Did you get the book?" Sirius asked.
"Of course!" James scoffed.
"And?" Stiles prodded.
"And I think this might be our best prank on Slimy Sniveling Snape yet!" James grinned. Peter, Sirius, and Stiles began cheering, sending cascades of bacon all over the kitchen and the house elves into a tizzy. They grabbed James and yanked him into the party as Derek and Remus shook their heads in shame. Sirius stopped so suddenly the others ran right into him, bouncing off the solidly built boy and landing on the floor.
"Ouch!" Stiles huffed.
"What the hell Padfoot?!" James hissed.
"Remmy dearest, would you-" Sirius batted his eyelashes and put on his most innocent face.
"No." Remus said dryly.
"But Remus!" Sirius said dramatically. "You haven't even heard what I'm asking yet!"
"And my answer will still be no." Remus turned on his heel and was walking back to the library, Sirius on his heels.
"Just let me ask! Would you!" Sirius grabbed Remus and pushed him against the wall, jostling the picture frames whose occupants huffed and told them off in mumbles.
"Fine. Ask." Remus said huskily when Sirius's lips latched onto Remus's neck and his knee pushed itself between Remus's legs.
"Sneak into Hogsmead with me tomorrow. I haven't bought any Christmas presents." Sirius said looking into Remus's golden brown eyes.
"Tomorrow's a school day." Remus said.
"Skip with me!" Sirius said grinning.
"You know how I feel about skipping class. I miss enough as it is." Remus pulled away from Sirius.
"Moony!" Sirius whined reaching out and grabbing Remus's shirt sleeve. Remus froze.
"I'm going back to the library. Go to Hogsmead on your own." Remus said in his soft voice that meant he was mad.
"What? What's wrong?" Sirius asked following Remus.
"Go to Hogsmead." Remus said, his voice quieting to a deadly whisper.
"No!" Sirius huffed, crossing his arms and pouting.
"Fine then." Remus shrugged. Sirius lost his pout, seeing that it wasn't working.
"Remmy! Tell me what's the matter." Sirius said grabbing Remus's sleeve and tugging on it. Remus was silent and when he got to the library he shook the whining animagus off.