A NEW ONE --

"Honey! I'm HOOOMMMEEEE!"

It was a shout--a careless shout that came from a blond man wearing a gray coat with a stripe necktie, and had a briefcase. As he shrieked, the door opened and hit the wall, creating a loud sound.

The man didn't bother about the clean house, and just threw the briefcase on the floor and threw away his clothes on the floor.

Then, his wife, Isadora came from the kitchen.

"Harken. That was a bad thing to do." Isadora scolded her husband.

"So what?! I'm the father in this family and you're gonna follow me, you female wretch!" Harken shouted, got a cigarette from his pocket, and went to his bedroom.

Isadora just ignored him.

Then, the doorbell rang. Isadora opened it. It was Louise.

"Oh! What's with all this mess, Issie?" Louise asked, but she knew, "I know. It's...him."

"I don't know what to do, Louise!" Isadora shouted, "I can't find the courage to say I wanna break up with...with Harken!"

"You can do it," Louise patted Isadora at the back, "I trust you."

"He's so annoying. I have to go outside for a walk." Isadora said and went outside.

Then, outside she saw two guys together holding hands in the side of the street.

"Gasp! Shounen ai! Shounen ai!" Isadora shouted, eyes closing from too much violence.

Then, the other guy saw her beauty, and went near her. He had long violet creamy hair and it was smooth, but his face had a scar. He left the other guy with green rowdy hair.

"Hi, miss gorgeous." Legault said.

"You're the one dating that guy! You were holding hands!" Isadora shouted.

"NO! Heath is...Heath is only my friend." Legault said, "You have caught my eye."

"I admit you are not bad to look at..." Isadora said.

"THEN LET US GET MARRRRRRRRRIED!" Legault shouted, doing the wiggly dance.

"No, I have to divorce Harken first." Isadora said.

Then, Issie slapped Harken and tore apart their marriage certificate and threw it to the far away trash can. And Legault and Isadora lived happily ever after...

THE END.