Tasuki's song
By Tink(My sister who runs tis site http://www.geocities.com/witzieandtink/ with her best freinds Witzie. Not their real names mind you.)
To the tune of The Offspring's "Why don't you get a job"




Well my name is Tasuki and I hate my sisters
They beat me with logs every day
They say Tasuki go on, do all the chores right now
And if I don't they throw some cedar at me.

Chorus:
I won't stay
I won't stay now
No way
Now that I'm the bandits new boss
I won't stay
I won't stay now
No way
Na, Na why don't you just get lost?

Now if you think that getting logs thrown at my head has traumatized me,
Then you should see my mother's chest,
Thanks to her I can't consume dairy!

Chorus:
I won't stay
I won't stay, no
No way
Now that I'm a suzaku seishi
I won't stay
I won't stay, yeah
No way
Na, Na, mom where'd you get that chest?

I know it wasn't easy to raise a son like me
Oh yeah
But you could have at least taught me how to swim, I almost drowned

Let me tell you bout the seishi now

I told my friends that I hated girls
Now the fangirls all think that I'm gay
Well that is just not true
If it was Nuriko'd have a hay day
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
No way
Can't you fans get that through your thick heads?
I'm not gay
I'm not gay
No way
I just think that girls are annoying
::Miaka and Yui:: Hey, hey!