Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…….
Ed: sits down on stool
Voice: Edward Elric…….Is a shortie!
Ed: WHO ARE YOU CALLIN' SMALL YOU $&$#$&$&$!
Voice: Edward Elric……makes out with Roy daily!
Ed: NO I DON'T!
Roy: OH MY DEAR SWEET EDWARD!
Ed: SHUT UP! blasts Roy away with Alchemy
Voice: Edward Elric……loves Heid!
Ed: NO I DON'T!
Voice: Heid is his boyfriend!
Ed: NO HE ISN'T!
Voice: Yes he is.
Ed: NO!
Voice: YES!
Ed: NOOOOOOO!
Voice: Whateva. Edward Elric…..had sex with Al!
Ed: WHAT!
Voice: Edward Elric……collects milk bottles!
Ed: WHAAAAAAAAT!
Voice: Edward Elric……is obsessed with milk!
Ed: EEEEEEEEEEW!
Voice: Edward Elric…….. hates Winry, molested Roy, did it with Heid, and made out with Al!
Ed: WHAT THE F DID YOU SAY!
Voice: Edward Elric…….. Luuuuuuuuuuvs Jean Havoc!
Ed: WTF!
Voice: Edward Elric……….is so short he couldn't reach the top of his playpen till he was 15!
Ed: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Voice: Edward Elric………loves milk! He drinks it all the time!
Ed: NO I DON'T! I HATE MILK!
Voice: That's what they want you to think!
Ed: WHAT!
Voice: Edward Elric……loves Kagome!
Ed: WHO'S KAGOME!
InuYasha: HOW DARE YOU! attacks him with Tetsuiga KAGOME IS MINE!
Ed: TAKE 'ER! I DUN WANT HER!
InuYasha: OH, SO NOW YOU'RE SAYING SHE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU! BASTARD! attacks him with Wind Scar
Ed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Voice: Edward Elric……….loves Roy!
Ed: NO I DON'T!
Voice: Edward Elric……is a jackass!
Ed: OKAY, THAT'S IT! transmutes spear
Voice: mock fear voice OOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOO THE BIG BAD SHRIMP IS AFTER ME!
Ed: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT DID YOU SAAAAAAY!
Voice: Edward Elric…….is a cannibal because he eats fellow shrimp!
Ed: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY YOU BASTARD!
Voice: Edward Elric……..is about to get attacked by a sushi chef!
Ed: NO I'M-attacked by a sushi chef
Voice: Now you know Edward Elric!
Ed: NO THEY DON'T! DON'T LISTEN TO THIS VOICE! HE'S A LIAR! YO VOICE! YOU THERE! I WANNA KILL YOU! HELLO! GET BACK HERE!
Next up is Al! horror music plays