Welcome to the start off of the "High off of" Series.
This is my story that is moreover…my take on humor.
The first version didn't have much of a plot, so in this version, I hope to actually include one…
The OOC will be the same, as will the randomness.
Note for first time readers:
High off Tomorrow was based on one of my 'normal' dreams. So, yes, it'll give you a small hint of just how weird my weird dreams are.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ruroken, same with all the other manga's I may add in i.e: DNAngel and InuYasha. I do own Rin as do I own Ikuri.
…what's the damn point of the disclaimers anyways?
…Chapter One…
High off Tomorrow
Chapter I
"Reality" is Calling, Ikuri-kun
"Wake up you good for nothing—" An older male yelled as walking into his younger sister's room. He flared on the lights to be greeted to a pillow to his face, halting his sentence.
"I've been awake for the last damn hour!" A voice emitted from the corner of the young girl's room near the edge of her bedside. She removed the pale blue blanket from her head and a pair of dark teal eyes shone dimly through the shadows created by the blanket. It was the first visible thing about the girl, then to spread onward, a head full of straight, waist length, black hair accompanied the teal color.
"You're such the cheery type in the morning." The older male teased as he walked out of the room. He tossed back his sister's pillow and it hit the center of the room with a soft tap.
"Shut up…" She muttered glaring at the backside of the boy. She glanced over at her clock that rested upon her nightstand. '5:69' it read in big read numbers. Her eyes widened and she cocked her head slightly as she picked up her small digital clock, "Five…sixty nine?" She sighed at that and threw it over her shoulder. "Damn thing's busted again." She thought as she pulled herself out of bed.
"Ikuri!" Her mother called from down below, "Today's your first day back at school! You can't be late!" It called up. Ikuri sighed again, what difference did it make? "Ikuri—You must not give yourself a bad impression!"
Ikuri's family had just moved into their new house a few miles away from the old capital of Kyoto.
Within the hour Ikuri was setting foot onto the school ground campus. She adjusted the strap of her messenger bag that held a few notebooks as well as a binder and kept it steady on her shoulder. With a sigh that came out more of a groan, she walked fully into campus to see what possibly awaited her.
Her eyes were transfixed on the ground as she crumpled up her schedule in her hand. She soon ran into another student's backside. Her eyes widened and she picked her head up, placing a few strands of hair behind her ear for it only to fall back down in place moments later.
"Gomen na—" Ikuri started, but the figure quickly turned around, knocking her over.
"Now what!" The girl who Ikuri had ran into called out. She narrowed her eyes and stared down at Ikuri. The girl had snow white hair with turquoise eyes. She wore a pair of glasses that rested on the brim of her nose. But these weren't any ordinary glasses. No, these were very small and rounded and a shade of a deep, dark blue color. She pushed her glasses up so they wouldn't fall and they gleamed slightly.
The newcomer held three pretzels in her right hand and was chewing on one that was held in her left.
"RIN YUKISHIRO! YOU GET BACK HERE WITH MY PRETZLES! YOU DAMNED HIPPIE WEARING GLASSES BRAT!" A deep male voice called out from the other side of the school.
"DON'T MAKE ME GET THE PRINGLES!" The one by the name of Rin called out, cackling at the end of her cry. Ikrui froze as she lifted herself up.
"Oh no! Not the Pringles!" The male voice said back. It was faintly heard, but it sounded squeamish.
"…Did she just…cackle?" She thought.
"YES! I did just cackle you insolent mortal!" Rin snapped. Ikuri froze.
"Yes. I can read your thoughts." Rin exclaimed.
"…" Ikuri said nothing.
"Well. I dunno—does it LOOK like I like pretzels?"
"Holy shit. You can read minds." Ikuri said bluntly.
"You're gullible." Rin said with a narrow expression. There was a small pause as Rin finished the pretzel in her left hand, "Rin Yukishiro." She said sticking her hand out for Ikuri to shake it. Ikuri just stared at the hand for a moment. "That'd be a hand." Rin started. Ikuri looked up at her. "You have two." Rin concluded.
"…"
"At least…I hope you do."
"I have two hands."
"That's nice to know."
"…"
"So, should I assume you have no name 'She-who-has-two-hands'?" Rin asked turning away.
"It's Ikuri." She stated.
'Yes…I know…" Rin said glancing back at her slyly.
"…" Ikuri said nothing.
"Look! I'm not crazy! Everyone else is weird—I'M the normal one! And I definitely do NOT hide camera everywhere in the school!"
"…you hide cameras in the school?" Ikuri questioned darkly.
"…how the hell did you know?" Rin asked with a clueless expression.
"…I read minds…" Ikuri said sarcastically.
"No way! So do I!" Rin said turning around.
"…"
"Well, I dunno—Does it LOOK like I like pretzels?" Rin repeated.
"We've been over this already."
"Then we had the two hands conversation as well?"
"…yes."
"Damn." Rin cursed. There was another long pause, she opened her mouth to speak.
"Yes, I know. 'Rin Yukishiro' " Ikuri muttered.
"HOLY FUCKING CRAP!" Rin shouted.
"Told you." Ikuri said rolling her eyes as she messed with the girl's head.
"So…you're new here." Rin started, changing the subject.
"Yeah…" Ikuri muttered once more.
"Rule number one: Don't get in the principal's way.
Rule number two: Don't get in MY way.
Rule number three: Don't get in Kimora-san's way.
Rule number four: Don't get in—"
"I wont get in anyone's way." Ikuri interrupted.
"Right…of course…" Rin smirked.
"About the cameras…" Ikuri started uneasily.
"Don't worry; they're not in the bathroom." Rin assured her. Ikuri sighed in relief.
"Make sure to bring your lunch! The lunch lady is evil…he poisons the students…" Rin whispered in a cautious way.
"…the lunch lady's a guy?" Ikuri asked bluntly.
"Yeah. We must revolt against him—REVOLT! REVOLT!" Rin screeched. She cleared her throat and continued, "His name's not important but he's obsessed with sake."
"Sake, hn?"
"Yeah. The teachers here aren't afraid to get drunk in front of students—especially that slut for a secretary." Rin muttered the end of her sentence.
"…the lunch lady's a guy and the secretary is a slut?" Ikuri asked not quite believing her.
"Yep! It's no wonder the school's free!" Rin said, slapping Ikuri upon the back. "Then there's the claustrophobic janitor…he's also has bi polar mood disorder…"
"…and I Bi Polar Janitor?"
"Yeah. He'll be all like, 'Oh! Look at me! I'm so flippin' happy!' one moment," Rin started with a cheery voice, but then it changed drastically into a deep angered voice. She took her index fingers to shape out the face of a pointed glare, "and the next he'll be, 'Don't fuck with me assholes!'…get it?"
"I'm in a chaotic school…" Ikuri rubbed her temples as turned away.
"Ikuri-kun, let me see your schedule!" Rin cried out, chasing after her. Ikuri handed her the crumpled piece of paper in her palm, it read:
Period: Teacher: Class: Room:
1 Yukishiro, Enishi Dance 1.a.
2 Soujirou, Seta Science 20
3 Sawagejou, Chou Phys. Ed. Field
4 Honjou, Kamatari Math 15
5 Kamiya, Kaoru Foods 5
6 Saizuchi History 18
7 Hajime, Saitou Language Arts 19
HR. Yukishiro, Enishi 1.a
Rin broke into another cackle. "How lucky—you get to wake up in the morning to be with my dad! Not to mentionyou get the Twins of Terror for second—and then Kimora as control of your PE class! You got one hell of a morning!" Her laughter was even louder now. Ikuri snatched the paper from Rin's hand and mumbled under her breath.
Through Rin's cackling a tone was heard, it rang out through the building of the school. It signaled for the students to come inside of the classroom and attend to their first period classes.
The two walked together for they both had Enishi's classroom for their first class. The two entered the room as the tardy bell rang, Rin pushed the door open to reveal a dark room. The two walked in and the door slammed shut as if it were a magnet being drag together.
It was then a cold voice ran out through the darkness:
"Welcome...to period one…"
…Comments…
As the remake of my first chapter, of course it didn't go over well.
DID YOU NOTICE!
It's now called 'High off Tomorrow' the original name of it!
And yes, I am making a "High off" series, the next to come are:
High off Today
Still High off Yesterday
But I'm not telling what manga's those are!
Reasoning, you ask? Simple—I'M BORED!
BTW: Never really said it, but so sorry for taking off Silent Tears. I wrote it with no plot…well, nvm. It just sucked…
I'm also editing White Shadow—so stay tuned!
Spoiler for Chapter two:
"I bet you were thinking answer three because it was so goddamn lengthy compared to the others! Well you're wrong—wrong I say! It was answer TWO! ANSWER TWO—DO YOU HEAR ME BATTOUSAI! DO I NEED TO SHOUT LOUDER! OR CAN YOU HEAR ME!"
"I think Ken-san can hear you." Megumi noted sarcastically.
End Spoiler.
End Chapter.
-This is a dance without the steps-
.:Kurai Hinoiri-