I don't own Harry Potter. If I did, Lucius Malfoy would've died in place of Fred or Tonks and Denis in place of Colin. And Neville would marry Luna.
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10 things Voldemort likes to do after returning from death as Tom Riddle.
With colaboration of my friend Georgia, who isn't on fanfiction.
1. Killing random people, of course.("la,la la...")
2. go to walk in the street and tell people he is going to kill they if they don't marry Harry Potter.(read bonus 3)
3. searching for hamburguers in his socks(looong story)
4. poke people when he think they aren't looking.("i'm so evil!")
5. lie in his bed thinking about the life(and the death)
6. ring houses bell and flee before people open the door("aren't you a little old for this?")
7. aparate on Harry Potter's house, scream "BOOO" at his child's back and disaparate ("calm down, Al, I think it was a hearing alutination...")
8. sell poisoned lemonade for only 1 dolar (or pound, you choose).("fresh lemonade!only $1,00!)
9. dark magic objects garage sala (for muggles!)
10. trick or treat. Duel with the candy and turn people on frogs for treat.
Bonus: train evil laugh in front of the mirror
Bonus 2: give poisoned apples to people on the street. ("aren't you the guy who rang my bell?")