Just so you know, I do NOT support this pairing. This was a random idea when my best friend and I were talking about what life would be like if Tarrant and Iracey were married XD
Disclaimer: I do not, and never will own Alice in Wonderland. Lewis Carroll and Tim Burton own it, and if I was the owner, I would be one freaking creative genius.
Oh, and Tarrant is deliberately OOC.
The doors slammed open, and Iracebeth of Crims, the Red Queen came barging through to her throne room. She and Tarrant Hightopp were newly weds, just adjusting to their new married life. "SOMEONE HAS STOLEN THREE OF MY SQUIMBERRY TARTS AGAIN!" she screamed. She walked up and down a line of footfrogs and servants. She pointed at each one of them on each side, asking if they stole them. Everyone said no. In front of her sat Tarrant, on his new throne. She walked up to him and leered into his face.
"Tarrant, I had exactly a hundred and thirty-three squimberry tarts this morning and now I counted only a hundred and thirty," she said, in a rather intimidating voice. In a whisper, she asked, "did you steal my tarts?" He tried to find a way out of possibly getting his head taken off. "Uh, no Iracey, I didn't," he said. She wasn't convinced. "You've used that answer plenty of times already. I don't believe you," she said, glaring at him. "Being married means we share things. Deal with it!" he snapped back.
Iracebeth had heard enough. She started to turn red with rage. "NO! I WON'T DEAL WITH IT! OFF WITH HIS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!" she yelled, looking at the Red Knights and pointing at Tarrant. "No! I am the man here, and you cannot just chop off my head. We can make more tarts!" he said, sort of confidently. She glared at him again, not liking what she heard. "Do you really want to go there with me?" she asked, staring down continually. "No. I want to kiss you, you enchanting creature!" he said. He pulled her into a kiss. Iracebeth was in shock, but didn't do anything anymore about it.