Basch Zwingli a hard headed, neutral-driven, trigger happy swiss looked at his lawn, gun in hand, waiting to shoot the first person to step foot on it. His little sister, Lilli Zwingli, not so much. She was always cheerful and happy and would rather spend this peaceful day reading a book, not wanting to shoot the first person who tried to make friends with the Swiss and Liechtensteiner.
The swiss tried to read the book, really he did, but the thought of someone on his lawn caused a panic in him. 'How could she read, not knowing her life could be at stake?' he wondered. So he kept a keen eye on his lawn.
A few hours passed and Basch felt his eyes droop down a little tired, only to here "Mein Gott! I'm going to be late!" Shooting up from his spot he sees a white haired male, with bunny ears. "Gilbert?" Basch asked, but didn't contemplate that long as he shot up shooting at the Prussian, missing by a couple hairs. He jumped off the porch, and chased after the Prussian, firing his rifle screaming "off Swiss territory!" over and over again.
The rabbit man, (who Basch swears is Gilbert) turned a corner to the Swiss' backyard and when the Swiss turned the same corner the man was gone.
Basch looked around his yard for any sign of the Rabbit-Boy. But after 30 minutes of searching he found nothing. Until he found a rabbit hole big enough to fit his whole body in the other side of the Swiss' backyard, "how I did not see that?" asked Basch to no one at all. "Must be a family of rabbits down there." The Swiss thought this over before deciding not to disturb the rabbits, the man was bigger than him and wouldn't fit in the hole anyway. However this story would be absolutely pointless if he didn't go down one way so we chose another. A hand reached out of the rabbit hole and grabbed the back of the boy's collar and pulled him down!
Thus begins the tale of Switzerland In Wonderland!