Mine!

By Sunflare2k5

Disclaimer: All places and characters in this story are property of DC Comics. They are used without permission and are not being used for any form of profit.

A new traveling exhibit was coming to Gotham City: "Treasures of the Incas". A listing of the items on display was on the museum's website. Catwoman smiled to herself as she studied the page on her netbook. "Can't they make this any easier for me? Ah – here's something worth my time! A solid gold idol from the puma cult…"

"…decorated with a multitude of two-headed serpents!" Two-Face exclaimed, as across town he accessed the same website. "Should we or shouldn't we claim it?" he asked, as he flipped the Coin and caught it. The scarred side was up; Two-Face nodded and started his plans for the robbery.

That night, Catwoman made her way stealthily through the museum's security grid. Meanwhile, Two-Face bribed a guard to open the double doors of the museum's staff entrance and let him in. Unfortunately for the guard, the scarred side of the Coin told Two-Face to then kill the treacherous guard and take back the bribe.

Just as Catwoman opened the case holding the puma idol, Two-Face strode up to her. "You'll hand that over now, girl!"

She whirled and hissed at him, "It's mine!"

"It's ours!" Two-Face snarled back.

Suddenly, a Batarang trailing a cable shot out of the shadows! It quickly looped around both criminals, entangling them and pulling them away from the case.

"You're both wrong." Batman noted dryly.

The End