Disclaimer: Twilight and all of its characters belong to Stephenie Meyer.

A/N: Just a little 1shot I came up with on whim.

Edward Cullen

Bella and I were walking through the woods when it happened. We just came back from hunting and were walking at a human speed back home. Everyone else was still out, Nessie had gone hunting with Jake.

My darling Renesmee was only eleven, though she looked approximately eighteen. She was gorgeous (and still is). Not only did I have to repress vile thoughts directed to my wife but also to my daughter.

High school has never been so unbearable.

Nessie had also fallen in love with Jacob. They were together now, so to speak. All of my reasons for hating the dog were beginning to resurface.

Of course, I didn't necessarily hate him. I just hated the fact that he was taking my little angel away from me.

And that his scent was all over her.

We were still walking when I first heard it.

"Oh, Ness. . . ." Jacob's breathless voice said. I froze on spot, my muscles locked and tense.

"Edward, is everything alright?" Bella's soft voice almost broke me of my stance. Almost.

I began growling. Bella placed her warm hand against my cheek. "Edward?"

"That dog, he better not ha–"

"Mmm, that feels good, please don't stop," My daughter thought.

My.

Daughter.

My innocent little angel.

I saw red. No, I saw Jacob Black's dead, mangled body against a tree.

I crouched down, growled, and took off towards the house.

"Edward?! What the hell?" Bella called, chasing after me.

I ended up running through the front door and my daughter's bedroom door as well.

And there it was.

Jacob Black was lying on top of my daughter, her hands in his hair, his hands creeping up her shirt. . . .

He jumped off of her, looking around frantically.

"I – uh. Edward, heyy," he said nervously.

"Look, man, I, I'm really sorry, I just, uh. . . . uhmm. . . . well she,"

Bella was beside me now, smirking at the scene before us, her arms crossed over her chest.

"Daddy?" My flushed daughter started to say. Her hair was a disarrayed mess.

I only noticed that the others were home when I heard Alice screech; "JAAKE!! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? RUN, IDIOT, RUN!"

He promptly decided to jump out of the window, phase, and run.

"Jake!" Nessie yelled.

"You better run, you filthy mongrel!" I chased after him.

Bella Cullen

"Oh, Ness," I said, sitting down on her bed. She looked at me with worried eyes. "Mom, Dad's not gonna kill him? Right?"

I laughed. "Probably not, baby"

She gaped. "Probably?!"

Emmett came up with a smile on his face and sat between Nessie and I. He tossed his arms over each of our shoulders.

"You know what I love?" he asked as we heard growls throughout the forest. Nessie blanched.

"What?"

He cleared his throat obnoxiously.

"HOW EDWARD IS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT NESSIE IS A VIRGIN!"

Silence.

"BLACK!!!"

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