The monks were at the temple switching throught Tv channels. No one noticed an other-worldly like beam shooting down from the sky and abducting Master Fung and Dojo.
Similar scenes occured at Chase Young's home, Monk Guam's temple, Panda Bubba's home, Hannibal Bean's house, Dashi's temple; all resulting in someone over the age of fifty getting sucked up into the light and flying towards what looked like a daffodil-shaped cloud, under which there was a girl about 13 years old with a sly look on her face, just waiting for them to arrive, and thinking of the events to come.
Wuya, Chase, Dashi, and the others woke up to a strange teenage girl's voice.
"Good Evening to all our viewers, and thank you for tuning into "The Battle of the Old Folks"! said the girl, "This season, we have some very interesting competetitors, and here they are! Contestand number one is the so-called prince of evil, Chase Young!"
As the others laughte, Chase gave a snarl in the girl's direction.
"Our next contestant is Dojo the dragon. He is rumoured to have eaten dung beatles on sereral occasions. Up next is Master Fung, teacher of the Xiaolin monks and also has both foot and toenail fungus. Two other monks are Master Monk Guam and Grand Master Dashi. Both are over 1500 years old and still sleep with a nightlight and a teddy bear - somewhat comparable to Jack Spicer. Panda Bubba is also competing on this show. He is said to be geniticaly altered with panda DNA. Over here we have the great heylin witch, Wuya. She has an extreme dislike of all things that are purple. Last and least we have criminal idiot Hannibal Bean. They say he is short because he got stomped on by a cow when he was a kid, not me, I just think he drank too much coffee,"
Bu now all of the contestants were fully conscious and wanted to knowwhat the hell they were doing there with a crazy girl introducing them incorrectly.
Dojo was the first to say anything.
"So this is some sort of game show?" He wondered aloud.
"That is correct," said the girl rather loudly, "And on this show we will be taking eight people over the age of 50 and making them live in a house together while working in teams of two and completing challenges about things they don't care about. All in order to win the grand prize of a trip to NYC which will include a mystery activity. Now, lets find out who's on whose team. They will be picked randomly as I draw names out of this box. First up is Dashi and Guam,"
The two monks were very relieved to see that they were on each other's teams.
"Our second pair consists of Master Fung and Panda Bubba. Team three is Chase and Dojo,"
"NO! YOU CAN'T PUT ME ON A TEAM WITH THAT CANNIBAL," screamed Dojo louder than the crazy cat lady screaming into a megaphone.
"Louder Dojo, I'm not sure you've woken the Austrailian dead yet," said Wuya sarcastically.
"Okay," exclaimed the girl "Our final team is Wuya and Hannibal bean. Now I will show you where you will be living,"
At that, the other-wordly beam came down and sucked all the contestants up in the air and beamed them to the House of No Demension.