The Text Messages

A/N: Thanks to my friend, no name mention at this current time, for helping me write this XD. We had so much fun with this!

Ok so this is what you need to know, two girls, myself and my friend made this entire chapter with text messages. In the story our names are Erica and Christine. We are having a nice everyday conversation when Christine mentions getting Erica a bucket of blood or a vampire ;) So here's where it all started! Hope you like it! R&R.
I might even include the little faces we "made" during the story! XP

"A bucket of blood would be nice...vampires would just want to take the blood from me.," Erica says, thirsting for blood.

"Ok then, you get this!," Christine says, slapping a pile of hair on the table, it was Jasper's hair.
(O.o) ---Erica's expression

"Uh...," Erica laughs nervously.

"I'm not even gonna ask how you were able to cut it off without being tackled by security..."

Christine shows Erica two of the Cullen boys, Jasper and Edward, playing the wii. Christine grins and decided she'd show Erica how she did it.

"Uh can I talk to you, Jasper?," Christine asks innocently, although having "evil intentions"

Jasper follows her out to another room where she pulls out a razor to shave him (cut off another chunk of his hair).

Erica watches Edward as he intently plays the wii.

'I wonder if I could talk to Edward and "fix him up" like Christine is doing with Japser'

Erica gathers up all of her courage and decides to talk to Edward.

"Hey Edward.....so uh...let's go talk about little Renesmeé.....in Alice's makeup studio."

Erica leads Edward inside where she ties him to a chair and changes his image completely.

After Christine finally let Jasper go, Erica had finished with Edward.

Edward, you make an ugly ass female," Jasper said, no longer containing his laughter, that still rang like a bell.

Edward sees other thoughts in Jasper's mind though.

"DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!," Edward yells and makes Jasper look away.

Erica being oblivious to the thought, tries to figure out what Jasper was thinking

A/N: I was really trying to figure that out for a long time, and I still don't know what it was. Anyways, back to the story.

Edward still being all decked out from Erica's makeover, with pigtails and lipstick, looks to Erica and says, "You don't even WANT to know. Alice would not approve!"

Erica forgets what Edward told her and tells Edward, they should go shopping. She ws sure they'd find the perfect dress for him.

Erica quickly remembered she forgot Edward's eyeshadow and ran back to the makeup studio. Jasper, once again, looks to Edward, but is forced to look away when his thoughts are read.

Emmett walks in the room and says, "Hey! You'll never guess what Carlisle did! Ya see there was this mushroom --,"

Emmett stops mid-sentence and see his brothers and while laughing says, "OMG! HAHA! LOOK AT YOU GUYS!!!"

Erica finally returns and sees Emmett.

"Oh hey Emmett! We made over your brothers! Do you want a makeover too? One that's....not so....intense?"

Emmett just looks for a second before running. Edward frowns as he sees Emmett run. Christine runs after him, chanting his name and beckoning him to come back. While Christine was chasing Emmett, Erica walked towards Edward with the eyeliner first.

Jasper just sits back and laughs in the background. Erica managed to tackle Edward. She was going to put it on him, whether he wanted it or not.

"C'mon! It's not gonna hurt!" Erica yells, struggling to put it on him.

She finally gets it on him and screams, "See! That is what the power of Carlisle's baseball bat does! Hey Emmett! Come back! This is fun!," She yells the last part loud enough for him to hear.

A/N: This was before Twilight came out in theaters and I had the calendar with Carlisle holding a baseball bat over his shoulders. I thought I would include it.

Erica tries to catch up with Christine and Emmett, but unfortunately, she wasn't fast enough. She found a shortcut through one of the halls along the way and cut Emmett off.

"Where ya gonna go now?" Erica asked, confident he couldn't do anything.
Meanwhile, Edward with his face full of scribbles from eyeline and marks from eyeshadow, looks to Jasper and tells him they need to get out. Relaxation washes over Edward, but then he suddenly tenses up again.

"Stop that, will ya?"

Emmett looks every which way to see that the two have cornered him.

"What you gonna do now?" Emmett says, pointing to something that passed them.

"It's more like, what's SHE gonna do." Emmett says, making the two turn around.

Behind them was Rosalie, looking as if someone had just thrown a pie in her face.

Erica, wide eyed and slightly frightened said, "Uh....hey Rose....we were just...."

Erica stops talking just for a moment, when she sees Edward and Jasper running away.

"....we were leaving!" Erica finishes saying, before she was about to run after Edward.

Erica catches up to Edward and tackles him again.

"I'm taking him home with me. I'll bring him back later." Erica was explaining, like she was some screwy kidnapper.

Erica mouths the word "now" to Christine, as if thee was a plan. Christine starts to back away with Erica, Suddenly Alice appears out of nowhere.

"Ah, so you two are the girls who will --"

Christine and Erica yell in unison, "DON'T RUIN THE PLAN!"

Everyone quiets and stares at the two. They quietly drag away Edward and Jasper.

"You saw nothing and you will do nothing, or else you'll get this!" Erica says threateningly, while holding up a bottle of mint breath spray disguised as pepper spray.

"This contains a formula that will revert your vampiric nature! You wil become mortal again and I know you don't want that"

"I do." Rosalie says, stepping forward.

Christine tries to hold back her laughter at the "formula." Erica is caught off guard, but quicky regains composure.

"Uh...you do huh? Ok then....I'll trade you the guys, including Carlisle and Emmett, for the formula..."

Erica and Rosalie trade the "formula" and gets the guys. Rosalie sprays some of the formula on herself.

"This isn't a formula!"

"Uh-oh! She figured it out!! Run!!" Erica yelled terrified of what Rosalie would do.

A/N: Alright, so that was all that we shared in the text messages XD. There's a lot more to come, sooner than you think! R&R