Ch. 1: Introductions.
You know the regular stories where we get the hero with a bad back story standing up for truth and justice, or the occasional couple that tries to find out their love for each other and finds it out anyway and they live happily ever after? Or maybe even the story where it takes place in war times? And probably a few harems here and there?
You have? Good.
Cause my story is nothing like those. You might be thinking, who the heck are you?
What story do you have that could beat those stories ino the ground?
Well listen my children of campfires, bookworms and internet readers. Cause I want to get one thing clear.
This pokemon story isn't for the kiddish and thumb suckers. This story shall be one of epicness and awesome-sauce!
So sit back, grab your girlfriends, hide your little brothers and sisters, and make sure your heart beats faster than a linoon racing a rapidash.
Cause this story is gonna take you for a ride you don't want to end.
This my adventurous readers! Is the once in a life time tail of-
"Jake Scraper! Quit jerking off in your bed and get down stairs! It's time for breakfast!"
Yeah, me. This is my story. And since this is the prologue slash introduction part of stories. Which I hate! Things have to be boring.
And since I gave you that cool introduction it makes this part all the more a downer. But, fret not. It will be over soon.
And if your wondering whose voice that was. It was my 'mom'.
A gardevior.
No, I am not a ralts or kirlia or a gallade. I'm A-grade human.
No I'm not an orphan that was raised by pokemon. I'm 11, which is the right age for me to be on my pokemon journey.
I already have a team of 5. 6 counting me. Yes I know how to fight. Well, a little.
All I have a weapon is a black wooden katana without that ring thing that goes in the middle of it. It has a black leather strap wrapped on it so I can have a better grip on it.
Let's just get this story started.
I awoke to the wonderful wake up call my 'mother' gave me.
And if your wondering why I call her- yes I know she's a girl. Get your head out of the gutter!
The reason is that she always acts like one. I didn't really catch her, she said she sensed my kindness and compassion and she came along with us. I have no idea either and did not question it any further. Maybe I have the wrong reasons for her. But she's now with us and she doen't divulge any more information to me, or any of the others. But somehow, I feel a dark presence inside her waiting to come out and unleash unimaginable power.
That, is gonna be epic if that happens.
She isn't like other gardeviors, no no. Far from it. She has- and I am not sorry if I offend any one. Balls! Not actual balls you perverts! I mean she is grade a bad assery if i do say so myself. She won't give anyone mercy if her bad side rears it's head.
She named herself Mindy, just to be clear.
Which is why I should get out of my tent. Quickly.
I got out of my tent hissing at the sun as it shined it's rays of vitamens into my face.
Here's your truly's appearence and introduction.
I am, well Mindy already said it but I'm saying it anyway.
I am Jake Either Scraper. No pun intended on te middle name.
I am not good on the hieght or weight thing so I'll just use pokemon.
I'm as tall as a poliwrath and weigh as much as a Marowak.
I am dark skinned and my hair is black and is mostly covered by my signiture dark green hat.
Right now I'm wearing my pachirisu pajama shirt and pants.
Wow, you are really losing interest in this story aren't you?
But never the less! It will get epic!
My wardrobe is a grey t-shirt and a dark green unzipped hoodie.
I have black jeans and bark blue slash white running shoes.
And thats it for me.
Oh, and also I'm not in the pokemon journey for the badges. I'm in it for any action that comes my way.
Sue me if i don't want to be number one.
"Good , your awake." She said using telepathy.
"So, what's for breakfast?" I yawned out.
"You could say it nicely, and use my name." She said, her voice laced with venom.
I gulped "So what is for breakfast that I wil be enjoying by your wonderful hands Mindy?" I said lacing my voice in honey, although she knew the honey was way past its expiration date.
"Better." She said cheerfully. "It's a new stew I'm trying out."
"Arceus help the poor soul that tries that."
"If you so curious, you can try it." She said using her power to hover a spoonfull of it in my face.
"Damn! I forgot she could read minds! Curse you mind reading abilities!"
"Open wide." She said.
Before my rebuttle was made the spoon was jabbed into my mouth.
I coughed and gagged and feinted to the floor.
I heard laughter and saw Vince, my Sceptile and first pokemon. Laughing over my twitching body.
"Scep sceptile scepti!" He said and contiued laughing.
"He said, How does it taste, like rare candy?" Mindy translated.
In my family Vince is the 'brother'. The annoying brother that laughs at other peoples expense. But he will be protective and care for the family. When we were together we always got in trouble. Mostly with big, evolved pokemon that wanted to tear us limb from limb.
Without Mindy we were lucky in our rations on food. But now that she's with us we can rest easy with her cooking. How she knows I don't know and don't care.
*Bong!*
A floating frying pan was smacked over his head. Cortousy of Mindy.
I got up and pulled the spoon out of my mouth.
"You need to add salt. And flavor. And-"
*Bong!*
"Okay, to far. I get it." I said face first in the dirt.
"Good." She said.
"So where's the rest of our group?" I asked.
"There still in their pokeballs." She said strirring the soup and adding some spices.
I got back in my tent and grabbed the three pokeballs off the belt of my pants.
I threw them in the air. Light escaped from them and out came the rest.
Bob, my sneasel. I know the name is boring but she isn't. And I also know Bob isn't a girls name. She is our 3rd member. 4th counting me in. Her reasons for joining us are, really simple.
She said so herself that she was gonna join the first trainer she sees. And guess who she saw.
She calls herself Bob, her reason: "Bob is a person you can trust." she says. Which was translated by Mindy.
She is the 'little sister'. The kind that is curious and adventurous and doesn't care about how much danger she puts herself into. Only doing it for the fun of it.
You can see that she and I get along quite well.
Her past is. She hasn't told us yet. And I'm not caring.
Next is Naomi, my umbreon. Her past is something I can explain.
She found us.
Alright I'll go into more detail. Actually, heres a flashback cause it is simple.
Flaaashbaaaack
We were lost. Again.
"I told you to make a left." Mindy said.
"Scep." Vince agreed.
"Sne." Bob also agreed
"For the last time, I know where I'm going!" I looking at the map.
And to be clear I didn't know where we were going. But I wasn't going to hear the nd of it from those three.
"Eevee!" I heard echo around us stopping us in our tracks.
"Halt." Mindy translated.
"Eev eevee eev eev eeveeee!"
"You dare enter my territory?" Mindy translated.
"We'll just leave." I said to where ever the voice was. "Sorry to-."
"Eevee! Eev Eevee Eevee Eevee!"
Vince, Mindy, and Bob got into defensive poses.
"What did it say?" I asked.
"None shall leave. The punishment for trespassing is death." Mindy translated.
"Well that sucks ." I said.
Then, a eevee jumped out from a bush. It ran at us full speed and leaped to attack.
And Mindy held it in the air with psychic.
"Eevee Eevee!" It yelled flailing around in rage.
"Your the one who attacked us. We're just defending." Mindy said.
"Eevee Eev Eevee Ee Eevee Ee." It yelled.
"What did it say?" I asked.
"She said the human was first to enter, he must be punished first." Mindy said.
"So it's a girl." I said.
I walked up to her and she growled.
"You know, she's kinda cute when she's mad." I said.
*Chomp!*
And she bit my nose.
"Aaaahhh! Get her off! Get her off Get her off Get her off!" I yelled running around like an idiot.
The eevee let go and landed on all fours giving me a triumphant smile.
"I hope your happy." I said now having a bite mark on my nose.
"Eevee, eev eevee eev eevee eev eevee ee."
"What did she say." I asked pulling a bandage out of my back pack.
"I have spared you human, you may repay me by becoming my lapdog."
"What!? No way!" I said.
"Eev eevee eev eev eev eevee?"
"Can't handle a pokemon telling a human what to do?" Mindy said.
I didn't respond.
"Eev ee."
"Good boy." Mindy said followed with a snicker from Bob and Vince.
I hate my life.
And so with that I now act ike butler to her. At least until she evolved. And no I'm not doing everyone's back story. Just Naomi's.
FlaaaaashBaaaack
We were sitting ear the campfire at night and Vince was arm wrestling me.
We did it to pass the time while Mindy made dinner. So we really had to make this last as long as possible. Also the winner had to taste it. So I wasn't gonna lose.
"Is that all you got." I grunted.
"Scep!" He said.
"Snea sneasel snea sne." Bob said.
"Come on Jake I've got money riding on you." Mindy translated.
"You..nnngh! You don't have money!" I said.
We were even. Not giving in once. He went left, I went right.
"Eev eev. Naomi said."
"Win dog." Mindy translated.
"Quit calling me-!" In a second of losing consentration I was thrown to the ground from the force of Vinces arm as mine went left.
I was defeated.
Naomi and Bob broke out laughing.
"Laugh it up Bob. your next." I said.
She stopped laughing after that. But Naomi continued.
Then a bright light enveloped her.
When the light dimmed I saw gold rings on her now black fur and red eyes. she was now an Umbreon!
Naomi looked at herself seeing her new form.
"Well, that happened." I said.
"Umbre Umbreon." She said.
"Your not surprised?" Mindy translated.
"Didn't know you cared about my opinion." I said.
"Umbreo-!" She stopped and then growled at me.
"I think she was gonna say she cares about you." Mindy said.
"Really?" I asked.
Then Naomi leaped at me and smacked me with her tail. I fell to the ground as she looked at me with a furious face.
Why me? And I still have to taste the soup.
I realy hate my life.
And lastly Zeff, my zangoose. He is the 'father' of the group and is the last member of the 'family'. No he doesn't have a crush on Mindy. He mostly is that person that is calm and always has that angry look on their face. He really is calm and has a funny side instead. But he is mostly serious and tries to maintain order in this 'family'. Along with Mindy's scary attitude I have dubbed these two man and wife!
He came from a Zangoose clan that was at war with a seviper clan (big surprise there).
After some time he wondered if the fighting was even worth it anymore. So, he left the clan and never returned. He searches for a fight thats worth his time. Whenever it approches him. He doesn't just go and challenge anyone that he sees. That would just be evil.
We met him when he tried to pull a sneak attack on us during our lunch break. I used my wooden katana and tried to defend.
I lost. Badly.
When I thought I was dead. He said something. Mindy translated and he said that he thought I had potential.
And now I'm his student as he teaches me how to fight. I was excited and scared at the same time. Through all of the training the katana never broke. He said, which was translated by Mindy "Your weapon will never be destroyed as long as you belive in it and give 100% into using it."
It sounded cheesy, but it works. Maybe Zeff is a samurai, trapped in a pokemon's body.
Nah.
Well now that that's everyone.
We can finally get this show on the road.
This is the story of Jake Scraper!
Begin The first arc!
Author's notes
So, what do you all think? I really hate introductions since they are hard to do. I'm thinking of geting a beta reader to help me.
But things will get more epic. Trust me.
I hope you stick around. In the mean time, stay cool like ice beam.
Pkn1 signing off.