Kiddy Grade and Twilight AU
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and what if instead of Bella moving to Forks…it was Éclair and Lumiere sent there on a mission and posing as students in the same grade? How will everyone react to this as well as the other E.S. members dropping in at random? AU OOC Femslash, Slash, Jessica and Laura bashing Good Volturi! And good Alv and Dvergr.)
It was just another normal boring Monday at Forks High when the Cullens pulled into the parking spaces with their expensive cars that stood out vastly from all the old and rickety hand me downs around them…it quickly became a different day when another expensive and obviously new car pulled in as well. It was a shiny red convertible with the top down since it was one of those days where it was only cloudy instead of rainy or snowing in Forks.
"Ha! See! I was right! I made it to the school without getting in an accident, going over the speed limit, or getting lost even once! Tweedle Dee so owes me forty bucks!" The driver, a girl with auburn hair and amber eyes said grinning and whooping as she parked a little ways away from the Cullens and turned off the car before putting the hood up and climbing out.
"A lady should really be more elegant Éclair and it would be difficult for anyone to get lost on the way to the school. It is on the side of the highway like all the other buildings. It was mainly the part about getting in an accident and going over the speed limit Tweedle Dee was betting on." A small girl, one that looked like she was about eleven maybe, said climbing out of the passenger side elegantly as she spoke to the taller girl…who merely stuck her tongue out at her.
The two were vastly different in appearances alone. The first girl was tall, about sixteen, with larger than average breasts, a firm but slim build, and long legs that seemed to go a mile. She had auburn hair, amber/gold eyes much like the Cullen's who were standing there staring in as much shock as everyone else, lightly tanned skin and was wearing a simple red tube top with a pair of leg hugging black jeans with a single large cross earring in one ear and thigh high leather boots on her feet.
The smaller girl was about eleven with blue hair and blue eyes as well as pale skin, not as pale as the Cullens but pale none the less, she was very thin and carried herself much like royalty would. She was wearing a simple but elegant blue and white dress that made her look a bit like a doll with her delicate high heels.
"Geez not much for talking or anything are they?" The first girl asked looking at all the stunned speechless students curiously as she locked the car behind her and stuffed her keys into her pants pocket, two bookbags thrown over one shoulder. One was a red colored one with the word 'Éclair' embezzled on it in blue and golden colored gems while the other was a blue one with the word 'Lumiere' embezzled on it in white and red gems.
"Not everyone is as exuberant and talkative as you Éclair." The smaller girl said idly as they began walking towards the main building of the school to get their schedules.
"Oi! I'm not THAT bad! Viola and Alv start it most of the time!" They could hear the taller girl, was Éclair her name? a few wondered, as the two vanished into the building. The jarring of the bell a few seconds later caused quite a few students to curse as they scrambled to get to their classes on time.
It was a few minutes later in Biology class when a polite knock came at the door before it was kicked open and nearly off the hinges with a cry of 'ta-da'.
"Éclair! A lady should really be more elegant!" The voice of the blue haired girl said chidingly while the older girl merely grinned and laughed, golden eyes dancing in mirth.
"Elegance is a virtue Lumiere…and as Alv and Un-oh will tell you I don't have any virtues!" The taller girl, Éclair?, said laughing as she walked into the class room and over to the teacher with the two book bags slung over her shoulder still and two notes in her free hand.
"You must be the new students." The teacher said blinking at the two vastly different girls as he signed the slips.
"Yep. That's us. This is my friend and baby sister Lumiere, and I'm Éclair. Nice ta meet ya-ouch!" Éclair began grinning at the teacher and starting to bounce in place slightly before she was pinched hard by Lumiere…on the butt. Many jaws dropped at that while a few boys let out wolf whistles at the action.
"What was that for Lumi?!" Éclair asked pouting as she massaged her tenderized rear end.
"You were getting too exuberant again Éclair. Hello. My name is Lumiere, pleasure to meet you." Lumiere said with a slight bow to the teacher who was gapping at her in disbelief.
"Um nice to meet you. Why did you just pinch Ms. Éclair?" The teacher asked regaining most of his senses as he looked at the small girl.
"Sometimes she becomes so excited and therefore exuberant that it is the only way to get her to calm down." Lumiere said with a sigh of exasperation.
"Of course I'm excited Lumi! We're in a new town in the middle of nowhere, in a new school, and hopefully going to make some new friends while waiting on the others to get here! Why wouldn't I be excited?" Éclair asked beginning to bounce in place again in excitement.
"Ouch! Lumi!" Éclair exclaimed spinning to face the younger girl when said girl had pinched her in the rear end again.
"I'm not blaming you for being excited Éclair but a lady really should act more elegant." Lumiere said sighing slightly when Éclair took a few steps away from her before sticking her tongue out at the shorter girl. Éclairs next question caused quite a few eyebrows to rise up.
"If I can kick the ass of any guy, then I can afford to not act more elegant! Elegance is your forte, mine is brute strength and pissing people off remember?"
