Alice in wonderland.

Ch. 1: chocolate

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, for which they are probably rejoicing.

(Somewhere in Forks)Cullens: YAY!!! SHE DOSEN'T OWN US!!!!

Me: shut up!!!!

APOV

Rosalie Esme and I decided to go hunting one weekend, just us girls, then we'd go to a hotel for a few days, and let Carlisle, Edward jasper and Emmet have their guy time. Bella was going to Angela's sleepover anyway, so Edward wouldn't freak out about not being with her, but he asked me to keep an eye on her anyway.

"Rosalie, Alice, let's go!" came Esme's voice from the front room. Parental figures can be so impatient.

"I'm coming!" rose and I replied in unison. I walked out of my room, bag in hand, kissed jasper goodbye, and headed out to Emmett's jeep that we were taking to Mt. Rainier for our trip.

Yes, we probably could have gotten there faster by running, but sometimes, it's great just to feel human again. Rosalie turned the radio on to our favorite station, and soon we were all singing along. We took the longer route to the national park, but that was still only about a four hour drive. About every once in a while, though, I entertained myself by seeing what Bella would be doing tonight at the party.

RPOV

About half an hour into the drive, I was ready to get out and run the rest of the way. I don't like doing little human things like drivingEspecially when we aren't around anyone. It makes me think of what happened, way back when I was human. And I seem to be the only one that realizes that so mater how much of this human crap we do, we'll never be human again.

I was about to bring up this point for about the zillionth time, when I noticed Alice looking out the window, her face completely blank. That's when something… well, let's just say, "out of the ordinary" happened.

"Hand. Over. The chocolate… and I might. Not. Hurt. You." The words coming from Alice's mouth sounded a lot like a pregnant woman with one of those cravings they get.

"Alice, what are you talking about?" Esme asked, her tone just like a concerned mother.

Without answering, Alice's hand flew into the open glove box in the front seat, grabbed a pack of tissues, tore the plastic off, and shoved the whole pack into her mouth, then licked the plastic still in her hand.

"Mmmmmmmm…… chocolate." She moaned.

"Alice? What the hell is your problem, and why did you eat a pack of tissues?" I asked as Alice's calm expression turned to disgust, apparently still tasting bits of tissue in her mouth.

"Ugh. Gross. Did I just eat tissues?" She whispered.

"Yeah, what happened?" I repeated.

"I don't know…"

APOV

[A/n: okay. Yeah, it was weird, but it should make more sense later… or it might not, but we'll have fun with it. Now we're gonna recap, and see the vision from Alice's point of view.

I focused in on a mental image of Bella, trying to zero in on her choices. When I saw her, she was standing on a bed, which I can only guess would be Angela's, pillow at hand, ready to attack if she was provoked. In front of her stood Jessica, a chocolate bar halfway to her mouth. But the strange thing was, I was seeing this all from Bella's point of view, not the third person position I'm usually in.

"Hand. Over. The chocolate… and I might. Not. Hurt. You." The words moved from my mouth… well technically, Bella's mouth in a mock threatening tone.

"Make. Me." She said, reaching the chocolate towards her mouth again.

I reached out quickly, and took the candy bar out of the wrapper, shoving it in my mouth before she could stop me. After licking the wrapper for any melted on the sides, I moaned, "Mmmmmmm…. Chocolate…" collapsing on the bed in fake exhaustion, only to start laughing at the look on Jessica's face.

I looked around the big jeep to see Esme and Rosalie staring at me in horror. Then I noticed the disgusting taste in my mouth. I looked down to see an empty pack of tissues in my hand.

"Ugh. Gross. Did I just eat tissues?" I whispered.

"Yeah, what happened?" inquired, looking annoyed, as if she'd asked several times before. Who knows, maybe she has.

"I don't know…" and I wasn't lying. I truly didn't know what exactly happened. "In my vision of Bella, I wasn't in third person like I usually am. I was seeing it through Bella's eyes. That's never happened before."

"And I'm guessing you copied her actions." Said Rosalie, acting so all-knowing again.

"I'm sure nothing's wrong, honey." Esme said reassuringly. But I wasn't so sure.

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I'd like to thank my dear friend, SugarAndSpiceAndEverythingMean, and Vampiress101 for helping me with the story.

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