Shadow: I'm just gonna refer to myself as this from now on, cus, let's face it-
Asura: Sama, on to the main point, Onegai?
Shadow: Right, well. Opengunner and I are quite good friends, and this story came from a little conversation we had, and I must say, it is pure GOLD. Seriously.
Forest: Yup! The best I've heard for a while!
Shadow: . So, we shall do a twoshot. One of Tyrian's POV, cus in my story, Heart of Gold, Wings of Flame (I need 5 reviews to get motivation for that story), she had one violet eye, yet the other was sunset/flame. So, without further ado, first off, we've Tyri's POV! Enjoy!
PS. To those that read my other story, since someone so KINDLY pointed out, I was simply 'wasting your time'. No continue on that, and no flaming, cus I can't think of anything for the story. Sorry.
Disclaimer: Seriously, people, I NO OWNY. If you don't get that, look up the term 'idiot' in the dictionary!
"I'm bored."
That's nice. I replied, flipping another page of my book. What do these creatures think about books like this? They're boring!
"No, I mean, REALLY bored." The wolf besides me whines, looking expectantly at me.
Yeah, that's REALLY nice. I answer back, inwardly smirking at her annoyed whine.
"Tyri-chaaaannnn! C'mon, I wanna play something! Let's duel!"
Well, that sounded Yugioh-esque, didn't it?
Fine. If you stop annoying me, we'll play. Get the stuff we're gonna need, kay? I say, Forest nodding, running off.
Perhaps I can escape now?
…. Nope. That was a great escape attempt, but, no. Things never go as planned with Forest around. Damn.
Wait, I have to carry all the stuff?
What the- WHY?!
Forest?
Great. Forest has run off again, into either the woods, or some unknown place in the world. Seriously, she always seems to disappear when you want/need her the most! Damn, fox, wolf, neopet…. Thing.
And, she made me carry all the toys, too! Shurikens, swords, even something that looks like a really old shield! Plastic, of course, because, really, when we play, we plan not to get harmed. They all look very real, though. Fools burglars and such quite well.
Getting a little off topic, now…
Back to finding Forest.
Oy, it's burning hot out today…
Great. Its noon, now, and I still haven't found Forest. Skye-san said to strictly come home at least near noon or so, and now I'm gonna get grounded.
Even if these toys are fake, I'm so throwing them at Forest, the damn Lupe…
I seriously must look P.Oed right about now.
Father taught me never to swear, after all.
He didn't say anything about using slang for it.
Off topic again…
Great. Just great. The sun's setting now, and I STILL haven't seen Forest! Geez, it's burning hot over here…
Where am I, anyway? Looks completely barren to me, the land does. Anyone'd be plainly visible now. Then, that means…
FOREST ISN'T HERE! WHA?!
Aw, man! There goes my day!
I'm going.
But first, I need water…
Trailing through a forest, a river, a desert and a mountain can make ya thirsty, after all!
Hey, there's some weird looking guy in a swimming suit over there! Maybe he has some water I could have! Swimmers are in water a lot, right?
Hey, what's that? He seems to be talking into something akin to a cellphone. Wonder why. I'd better quicken my pace before he leaves.
Huh? There's something buzzing around beside me. It looks really weird. Kinda like a Sharpedo. Less sharp, though. More like…
Hey, why is that guy yelling over there? Maybe he ruined something. I don't know. But, the only thing audible from this distance is the word 'Idiot'. A friend of his, perhaps? Weird name, though. Something is telling me 'baka' is the equivalent…
Hey, he's coming t'wards me! Yay! Now, I don't have to go all those miles!
He runs by, yelling something about tortieas and Tom from MySpace destroying us all…
… The heck? Hey, that Sharpedo-cousin is getting a little too close for comfort…
Oh, no, IT'S HEADING STRAIGHT T'WARDS ME!
Ducking doesn't help much, either. Crud, it's too close to dodge!
Ah, the PAIN!
All of a sudden, the swimmer guy screams, which terrifies me, making me scream too.
Today's just great, isn't it?
I think I must've crashed into him, cus it feels like we're flying…
… The pain of crashing into a building is the worst thing you can ever feel. Lucky me that Mr. Swimmer here saved me from the impact.
… Ow, never mind.
Hey, that's not a flame, is it? For someone who's dual steel type, I love how flames dance around, so bright and free… This is probably why I get hurt a lot…
Eh, I think I have a permanent memento of this moment…
… Because, if a flame goes into your eye, and disappears, moments later, and your vision is slightly improved, something's up.
Aw, and it was so pretty, too…
Ow, okay, I don't think I'm in shock anymore… Erk!
Yeah, today's great.
So, here I am, stuck in a hospital bed, with an IV in my arm, a patch on my left eye, and a few bandages for a few burns on my body, and I finally figure out that Forest had gone home, cus, and quote: "I felt like it."
She's a tricky little devil, she is. And SHE'S the one who dragged ME into going out on this insane advent.
Though, Mr. Swimmer over there looks worse. He's got a lot of casts on himself. He has a few burns as well, less to an extent of mine, and he's yelling. A lot.
Wow, Idiot must be a really good friend of his! He keeps on yelling his name, though he doesn't sound too happy.
It's too bad I can't understand human quite yet.
All in good time, I suppose.
But, Forest is dead when I get outta here.
For a 'loyal' Lupe, she tends to be naughty natured, doesn't she?
Wow, Idiot's crying over there! You can hear him through the phone-thing!
Maybe he got proposed to?
Humans have very strange… Ways.
But, I digress.
End Tyri's POV
Shad: Alright! Hopefully, it's fine now, right?
Asu: I think it's safe to say! .
Tyri: Oh, and if you have no idea who Forest is, she's a green Fields Lupe, and she's kinda…
Asu: ANNOYING!
Tyri: Why not!
Shad: Opengunner's version is way better though, so let's see how his has done! I hope he put AUTHOR'S NOTES down.
Shadow out!
Written in my normal style with some difficulties. Damn.
Edit, copy and send back, or just tell me what to improve on. Thanks.
Shadow out!