"Mmm..goodmorning Erena.." Armin mumbled waking up. He sat up when he heard no response. Looking around, he saw that the green eyed brunette was nowhere to be found."that's strange.." The blonde muttered. Normally she would always be seen snuggling with him during the morning after "playtime". The only time she would be doing around this hour would be...
"Oh god don't tell me!" Armin whispered. Pulling the sheets off, he quickly brushed his teeth and pulled on a tank top and some boxers heading down stairs. Silently peaking his head in the kitchen, he saw Erena whistling while cooking away on the stove making pancakes. Or atleast what he believed to be pancakes.
Erena was wearing an oversized batman t-shirt along with a white pair of panties. Armin couldn't help but silently adore how cute and small she looked in his shirt."so kawaii.." He blushed to himself. He cringed however once he got a better look at the pancakes. They were black, burned and even bubbling out runny uncooked batter in some parts."oh dear lord.." Armin paled as he eyed breakfast.
He loved Erena to death, but as much as he hated to admit it, the girl was a horrible cook. The only thing that he would willingly eat of hers is her "cherry".But since he didn't want to break the poor girl's heart, he simply played it off and pretended to like her cooking for her sake.
Putting on a brave face,he quietly snuck up behind her and wrapped his arms around her curvy waist."Ah!" Erena yelped in surprise. Turning around, she was greeted with the shota kissing her."good morning princess" he smiled calling her by her pet name."h-hey Armin" she replied blushing."when did you wake up?"She asked ."just now" Armin replied.
"Great!"Erena grinned."you're just in time for breakfast! I made your favorite~!" she cooed holding up a plate for him to see. Armin inwardly vomited as he eyed the meal. Holy fuck it looked even scarier up close! "Oh Erena you shouldn't have.." He gulped nervously.
No seriously. She shouldn't have. Armin's tummy was going to catch hell because of this. Looking over at the table, he watched in awe as Erena swallowed her share of pancakes whole like a garbage disposal. Either this bitch has been hanging around Sasha for too long, or she was genuinely hungry from their three rounds last night. The boy haired girl looked up at Armin in confusion as he sat at the table eyeing his monstrosity of a meal."what's wrong? Aren't you hungry..?" She asked.
Armin blushed and sweated bullets as the tan beauty stared him down with those sea green eyes of hers."don't you like it~?" She pouted with her eyes glossing over. Armin inwardly died right then and there on the spot. 'Damn her cuteness to Hell!' The blonde thought."no baby of COURSE NOT see?!" Picking up a large forkful of pancakes, he shoved it in his mouth and swallowed it whole ."mmmmm see...? Delicious as always Princess~!" He fake smiled patting his tummy. Erena's pout turned into a look of glee as he said this."thanks! I hope you got room for seconds big boy cause i just made jaeger bomb pasta too!" She chirped holding up a tray of creepy pasta.
"Oh dear lord..." Armin paled in horror.
-40 minutes later-
Poor little Armin clenched his tummy and whimpered as he sat in the bathroom lighting the toilet bowl aflame with the remains of Jeager Bomb pasta. "Ughh..!the things i do for love.." He croaked.
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