"Hey people!" Ashley shouted down into a void of stars. "Sup. I know, it's been about a million years. Well, I'm gonna get da Minecraft sequel/prequel up and running, but I might not go on it too often, because I'm also gonna start a Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus Fanfic, soooo yeah. (Hint hint, nudge nudge, if you tell me who you ship, I MIGHT put them in there...hint hint, nudge nudge.) Anyway, I think it's time we met some old friends."

She snapped her fingers and both Herobrine and Steve appeared, sitting on weird floating chairs in the universe-looking void thing. Steve was wearing a Hawaiian outfit, which, unsurprisingly, looked amazing on him. Herobrine would have laughed at the sight of Steve in a straw hat and sunglasses that hardly fit his face, but he was a little more concerned with the fact that he was sitting about five feet away from Ashley, which could only mean one thing...

"Ladies and gentlemen, readers and characters and OCs and some kind of cat that's reading this for whatever reason (yeah I see you! But seriously why are you blocking your owner's view? I get it's what cats do but seriously) and whoever else, IT. HAS. BEGUN!" Ashley smiled wickedly.

"Begun? What's begun? What?" Steve still looked utterly slow.

But Herobrine understood all too well. "Oh. Shit. Already?"

"Language, Herobrine. It shouldn't be so bad this time. If it makes you feel any better, there won't be any OCs. (In this story, at least...) Besides, you're mostly a badass in the prequel. You were pretty naughty in the past, huh?"

"'In the past'?" Herobrine repeated.

"Pfft! He's a freaking pain in the butt even now!" Steve blurted.

"Oh, shush. I think we should just get down to it, if you two insist on being ridiculous." Ashley started typing on her computer.

"I feel so much joy, I can't even express it properly." Herobrine sighed.

"You use that excuse a lot, you know." Steve said.

"Come talk to me when I care."

"BOTH OF YOU. STOP. OKAY? I have to give da readers a summary of what the sequel will be about, so here it is:

"THE SUMMARY OF THE PAST

1: the evilness of Caps Lock (admit it. It's the screaming voice in your head. YOU KNOW, THIS ONE, THE ONE THAT SUDDENLY stops when it's not caps lock anymore. THAT evil voice.)

2: the immortals and gods, (Father of Feathers, Mother of Minecraft, Sister of Something, Brother of Something Else, Step-aunt in-law's sister's dog's father of confusion, blah blah blah, etc) because they all have a story.

3: an explanation of what happened to Ender Dragon

4: an explanation for Enderman's past. (It isn't pleasant, and this is BEFORE I started putting him in stories. Enderman; so it's about thirty seven times worse now. Ashley; shut up.)

5: why Ghast really loves smores. (Yes, I know they're marshmallows and chocolate and gram crackers, but there's ANOTHER reasonable reason. Ha, see what I did there? It wasn't reasonable, but I totally just destroyed reason, because like, reasonable reason and...and I should probably stop now...)

6: what happened when all the reason (insert smiley face here) in Jessica's world disappeared.

7: (I need another because seven is a lucky number. I think, I don't use the number seven very often, so, here goes) how Spider and Skeleton met. (What a story...)

"Wait," Herobrine broke in, "Where do I fit in any of this? Almost nothing has anything to do with me."

"Actually, Herobrine, you're involved in most of it. It was kind of your fault Skeleton and Spider met. You had a part in Enderman's past. You're definitely involved with Jessica," Ashley grinned a kind of grin that made even the vampire resist a shudder, "and you're half immortal yourself, so, yes, you're involved in this. Oh, and you have a huge part in how evil CAPS LOCK is."

Herobrine winced. "CAPS LOCK is a freaking demon! And that's coming from me."

Steve rolled his eyes. "Sure, sure, caps lock is SO bad."

"You haven't had a fight with it yet, have you?" Herobrine sighed. "You're lucky."

"Whatever, people. So, to start off the new year tomorrow, I'll post a chapter. My new year's resolution is to post more often, and if not, just to write more often, in general. Oh, and to make a list of good things that happen in my life. So. Yeah."

Herobrine sighed. "Can I go now?"

"For one night, and one night only, yeah, you can go. Your last night of freedom, so you two had better enjoy it!"

Before either of them could say anything, they both disappeared, but Herobrine was noticeably grinning.

PPPPEEEEAACCCEEE OUT!

-ihearthorses6000