Side Note: Feel free to replace the name 'Natasha' with your given name or whatever name you would like. :)
Mistletoe Moments
Leader-sama stepped into the room and looked around at the members of the Akatsuki; they looked expectantly back at him. "As you know, tomorrow is Christmas, and since none of you seem to have a significant other to date, we'll be having a party here." At this, Hidan looked away and began muttering a long string of abusive words. "Hidan, shut up," Pein-sama snapped. "Given your religious objections, you don't have to help, but the rest of you will all need to help get ready."
"Why should I have to help? I don't care about Christmas; it's just another unnecessary expenditure." Kakazu glared at the Leader.
"Fine, then. You just go play Scrooge in . . ."
"Huh? Who?"
"It's a reference to a 19th century British story about a man who . . . Oh, forget it; you people have no culture whatsoever. Just go count money in your room like you always do."
"I'll have you know, if I didn't keep track of the finances, we'd . . ."
"And no talking back, or I'll assign you a party chore after all!"
Kakazu immediately shut his mouth. The rest of the Akatsuki members waited to hear what they would have to do. "Okay then, Sasori, you take care of setting up and decorating the Christmas tree. Itachi, you're in charge of getting the KFC. Kisame, you're hunting down a Christmas cake; no strawberries, please. Zetsu, I want you to get some poinsettias to make the place look more festive. And even though I know I'm going to regret this, Deidara, you're in charge of party games."
"Keep it cheap," chimed in Kakazu.
"Oh, that'll be easy, un." Deidara glanced merrily at you. "We'll just play spin the . . ."
"No kissing games!" thundered Pein-sama.
". . . Okay." Deidara looked a little disappointed.
"What should Tobi do? Tobi's a good boy!" sang out Tobi.
"Oh . . . Tobi . . . Just make some paper chains or something to, you know, decorate the place." Leader-sama turned and started to leave.
"Umm . . . Leader-sama?" A small voice came from the sofa. You hated to draw attention to yourself; you had only been in the Akatsuki for a month now, and so far the only thing which you hadn't messed up had been cooking dinner. Still, you might get in more trouble if you didn't have a job for the party. "Umm, what should I do?"
Leader-sama glanced back at you. "Oh, Natasha . . . Why don't you just be a floater? You can help whoever needs help." And with that, he left the room.
So, who did you help?