It's finally here! The sequel to Akatsuki's Insanity: Prisoners! I've finally gotten it written and now if everything remains calm I'll be updating more and fulfilling my promises. So here it is!...if you're just joining us now well...you don't have to readthe first story but you'll be missing out on a lot hilarity

"Squatting Cat this is Squatting Dog. Over."

"Squatting Cat here. Where are you?"

"I don't know but there's a lot of trees around me." A white-haired girl replied into her walkie-talkie.

"No duh. We're in a forest." Her companion, a cat-demon, replied.

"Oooooooohhhhhhhhh...what's a forest?" The cat demoness sighed before replying,

"A place with a lot of trees...I think."

"You can think?" The white-haired girl asked shocked.

"I can think? It's a miracle! I have a brain!...wait...what's a brain?" The cat demoness asked into the walkie-talkie.

"I don't know. Do you?" The other girl asked.

"I don't know!" The demoness wailed. She took a step back.

CRACK

The two girls froze.

"Did you hear that Chey?" The white-haired girl asked.

"Yeah." Came the weak reply "I think it's a bear Asura." Asura paled and stepped back.

CRACK

"A hungry, savage, man-eating bear." Asura added taking another step back

CRACK

CRACK

Both girls felt something at their backs.

"Chey. It's right behind me." Asura whimpered.

"Same here." Chey muttered. She took a deep breath. "Okay. On the count of three turn around and kick with all your might." She ordered.

"Right." Asura nodded.

"One...two...THREE!!!!" Both girls turned around and kicked only to be flung backwards.

"Chey...?" Asura groaned raising her head.

"Asura...?" Chey did the same. In the bushes a man in a black cloak rolled his eyes.

'Bakas.' He thought as he stepped forward.

CRACK

In a flash Asura and Chey were on their feet and climbing up the nearest tree...well in Asura's case trying to. Chey was already at the top of the tree while Asura hung desperately on to the lowest branch, her feet just barely above the ground.

"Don't leave me down here for the bear to eat!" She cried up to Chey.

"I would but...I'm stuck." Chey snapped.

CRACK

In surprise Asura's arms gave out and she dropped to the ground. She smiled innocently at the man looking down on her.

"Hi Kisame!" She greeted him. "Did you see the savage man-eating bear." Kisame rolled his eyes and threw Asura over his shoulder.

"Come down here dumber!" He called to Chey.

"My name is one syllable! It's so easy to pronounce!...Besides, I'm stuck!" Chey screeched. Kisame shrugged.

"One less to worry about then." He muttered and walked away calmly ignoring Chey's insults. On Kisame's forest a small voice piped up.

"Kisame...what's a forest?" Kisame's eye twitched and said nothing.

"KISAME!!!!" A loud voice screeched as Chey stormed through the front door soaking wet. Kisame glanced up from his spot on the couch.

"Did the kitty have a bath?" He asked mockingly. Chey hissed.

"Chey come have some muffins!" Asura popped her head out of the kitchen. Instantly Chey perked up.

"Muffins?"

"Can Tobi have one? Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi asked eagerly.

"Yes Tobi is a good boy...unlike some others..."Chey commented glaring at Kisame who blinked. "Go ahead."

Tobi and Chey skipped into the kitchen to spot Hidan finishing up what seemed to be his fifth muffin.

"These are really good. I mean they aren't burnt, under-cooked, or as hard as a rock. What did you do different?" He asked.

"Some new type of flour we found in Deidara's bag." Asura said nonchalantly. Deidara who was passing by froze.

"Which bag?" He asked warily.

"Oh you know. The bag you wear around your waist everyday." Chey responded. Deidara and Hidan paled.

"That wasn't flour." Deidara ground out. "That was exploding clay." Hidan glanced down at his stomach.

"Uh-oh." In a flash Hidan was thrown out of the fourth story window by Deidara who was trying to do the same to the left-over muffins when three things happened at once.

1) Hidan and the muffins exploded.

2) The kitchen exploded for the eighth time that week

3) Leader came home...or what was left of it.

Don't worry any Hidan lovers. He'll be just fine...but Asura and Chey might not be. R&R!