Alright, so for everyone who read 41 Ways to Annoy Itachi, you'll probably know that #11 says to steal his diary, read it out loud to everyone in the Akatsuki, and post it on the internet. The reason this has to do with anything is because I started to wonder, what really is in Itachi's diary? So I decided to make what might be in Itachi's diary.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or anything else in this story. Although, it would be kinda cool if I did. :D
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March 6, 2008
Dear Diary,
Like OMG, I SO hated today! Okay, so like the first thing that happened was that Leader-san sent Kisame(Fish sticks man!) and I to go get that Naruto kid, who's like my annoying little brother's friend. So then I was like so angry because I went and did that like yesterday! I mean come on! Ugh! Okay, so then like later Fish sticks man and I went to go get that blond kid, so yeah. So like later when we get back to like the super secret hideout, I found out that like Tobi replaced my nailpolish with a different shade! I was SO fuckin' angry! Ugh! Now, like my nails look SO stupid because they're not dark purple anymore! They're like a lightish darkish purple! Ugh! I LIKE HATE TOBI!!
Love,
Itachi, the like totally awesome master of all!