Hey everyone! Xascul here! This is a new fic idea I wanted to try out: a Shakespeare style monologue! This is supposed to convey my thoughts on the launching of my new ask fic hosted jointly by myself and Triblade!
Disclaimer: I do not own Negima or its characters.
Xascul's Lament
It's been several months now since I became a servant to the Dark Evangel.
And every night now I am being torn apart.
A week before ATNC was launched I was being tortured...by her.
It's funny how a little girl who's about a foot shorter than me is pulling around my strings.
She really turns the idea of a bully on its head.
It's funny how she manages to find me every night and use me as a practice dummy for her spells.
The other guys on the team do not a thing to help poor little old me.
So everyday when Master Evangeline wants to try a new spell she asks for me.
Don't get me wrong, I try my best to run and hide, but she always finds me in the end.
Then she starts blasting me with spells, and big ones mind you.
She even bewitched my pencils to start poking me at random moments, how am I supposed to get any work done.
How do I get through the days alive with her around I have no idea, maybe its because of my usefulness.
She decided to make me her Head Servant, I can't say that I don't like it.
She even started to torture my partner, Triblade.
She tried to make him her obedient servant, and I do not know how that turned out.
It's barely been a week since Lunar handed me temporary control of ATNC 2,
But already Triblade and I have been heckled by questions.
I have not only the questions to answer, but the cast of ATNC 2 to control as well.
They can get a little out of control, but we do our best to make sure things go as smoothly as possible.
This was supposed to be my big break.
I finally get to work alongside Lunar, Notorious, Rage and Gunslinger.
I finally get a chance to work with Triblade on what hopefully will be the longest Negima fanfic ever.
People think that this job must be one of the best, but it isn't.
People have told me, 'You're so lucky Xascul,' that is not quite so.
If only they knew the pain and suffering I have to endure, they may need to rethink that opinion.
If only they knew the terror that is the Dark Evangel is, they may not be so quick to assume.
Oh, when will this nightmare end? Is there even an end to this?
Shall I be forced to serve Master Evangeline until Judgment day?
Oh, what a cruel world this is!
Oh, what a cruel twisted turn of events this has turned out to be!
So far this is what it's turning out to be.
A living nightmare this is.
No being can stand up to her.
No being can hide from her.
I can disappear into the shadows right now, but that will only make it easier for her to find me.
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