A/N: Greetings everyone, this is Newage416 here with a brand new story for this profile. I must warn, though, that this little two-shot is pushing it a little as far as I am aware. I am new to something like this so bear with me. This two-shot has suggestive themes and mentions of alcohol so be sure that you intended to click on this story. This story was actually brought up by my cousin while we were discussing fanfiction and this prompt just suddenly came up. 'Drunken Chronicles of the Seven' is brought to you by Newage416 and my cousin. Be ready.

WARNING: After this, part 2 will be written and the rating will be higher. Keep that in mind. Without further ado, let's rock!

Annabeth: I have a bad feeling about this

Me: Well…yeah

Percy: 'Mentions of alcohol'?

Annabeth: 'Suggestive themes'?

Me: Get off my back guys, this is something new for me. Besides, shouldn't you two be studying for something?

Annabeth: Summer break

Percy: Thank the gods!

Annabeth: Even the smart ones need a break every now and then

Me: I agree. So let's get this started!

Disclaimer: I do not own PJO or HoO. All rights go to Rick Riordan. Story concept developed by my cousin.

ONWARDS!

Percy blew the horn, signaling his arrival. The success of his latest quest benefited both Jupiter and Half-blood, and it was a time to celebrate. With the treaty finalized and trade running smoothly between the two superpowers, demigods from both sides were finally able to breath. Octavian's final defeat and Gaea's failure assured that things were back to normal…sort of. With Mr. D on Mount Olympus and Chiron feeling generous, talks of a party began surfacing.

As Percy entered the camp, he was tackled by his girlfriend/fiancé: Annabeth. He planted a big kiss on her lips and she returned it with enough fire and passion that should've been illegal. The broke apart for a quick breath before Percy noticed some people watching them, especially Drew. The son of Poseidon chuckled nervously. "I think people are staring," he said.

"You're just now noticing, Seaweed Brain?"

He shrugged. "Well…"

Annabeth sighed and smacked him upside the head. "What am I going to do with you?"

He thought about it for a moment. "Um, maybe you can help me convince Chiron to have a big party tonight?"

"How big a party?"

"We're old enough to have some 'fun' if you catch my drift," Percy said.

"If you're talking about some extra drinks, then good luck convincing Chiron. You know his 'No alcoholic beverages' rule, right?"

Percy sighed. Obviously she was right. "Ok, but what can we do?"

"Look, we can set up a little party in Bunker 9, but you cannot tell anyone who will warn Chiron. We're both old enough to handle this, and I think we can have one night without rules."

Percy was wide-eyed. Was Annabeth seriously suggesting moving behind Chiron's orders? This wasn't like her at all. Percy didn't think much of it and nodded in agreement. He knew that the 7 had to come, along with the Hermes kids, and a few Apollo kids for music and entertainment. He didn't dare consider inviting Drew since the last time she was invited. Three relationships were destroyed right as she walked in the door. Percy gave his girlfriend a kiss on the forehead and ran off to the Hermes cabin.

As Apollo drove the Sun further into the West, demigods were preparing for the best night of their lives. Travis and Connor led a team of Hermes kids to a nearby liquor store and grabbed as much as they could. Apollo kids began stocking up on the latest in party music, including something called 'Dubstep'. Nico was even participating in the preparations by preparing some of his favorite meals for the party. With more knowledge of his history coming in, he had learned new recipes that everyone loved. No one except Jason still knew about his secret, and he was glad he knew someone was kind enough to keep it for him.

Leo was in hyper mode in Bunker 9. His marvelous workshop was a mess according to Annabeth, and with only a few hours until the party, he had to think of something. With Festus fully operational, along with Butch the Table and other marvelous inventions at his disposal, Leo had a fighting chance to get things cleaned up. As he sent his drones to clean up, he noticed a blueprint rolled up on his bench. He walked over and opened it. He was working on a new ship, the Argo IV, and it was fitted with brand new toys and functions such as Invisibility, Shields, and higher maneuverability for easier escapes. Of course, no one else wanted to help him make another Argo ship.

A fleet of Argo battleships just in case someone else wants to kill us, he argued. It would look so cool!

The answer was always the same: no. Still, wishful thinking, right? His drones had finished cleaning, and with a floor he could actually see, he knew he was ready. "Festus, please open the doors. I think we have some guests that must be invited," he said.

The humanoid robot beeped in response and opened the door. On the other side, the Seven greeted him. Leo smiled as he invited them all in. With everyone organized, including the wines and traditional Ancient Greek beverages, they all took their goblets. Percy and Annabeth held their hands tight, Jason and Piper intertwined their arms together, Hazel and Frank with each other's cups, and Nico and Leo with mugs filled with wine.

Percy stepped forward. "A toast to our victory. We sacrificed a lot over the past few months, including most of our sanity. We won age-old battles and made new allies all at the same time. Now, we can rest in peace knowing that no one else has the guts to challenge us!"

"Here, here!"

"A toast to all of us who led the gods out of their slumps and gave them the power to reason with themselves!"

"Here, here!"

"A toast to all our future adventures. May the Fates guide us!"

"HERE, HERE!"

Everyone took a swing of their drinks. Percy nearly spit his out while Annabeth slowly swallowed her drink. Jason was almost used to it while Piper tried her best not to throw up. Nico, Leo, Frank and Hazel took it slowly as the burning liquid ran down their throats. Leo now knew how fire tastes like.

Percy stabilized himself on a nearby bench. "Ok, not what I expected," he said.

"What did you expect, blue Dr. Pepper?" Annabeth asked.

"Want me to be honest?"

Annabeth smirked at her fiancé. When they announced their engagement, everyone was thrilled. While Nico was managing his thoughts about Thalia, he also felt sadness when they were engaged. He was still trying to find himself. Annabeth slowly finished her goblet and set it down.

"Ok, can we all try not to drink too much of this? We cannot let Chiron know we are drinking, otherwise we would never hear the end of it," Jason said.

"Key word: try," Leo pointed out.

"Shut up."

Leo chuckled. "Ok, three goblets of this throughout the night. That goes for all of us. Let's try to drink a goblet an hour apart from each other. Maybe more. That should minimize the hangover we may have," Annabeth said.

Percy nodded. "Can we all agree on that?"

Everyone responded in agreement. Percy finished his goblet and set it down next to Annabeth's. After about a minute, he reached for the bottle again. No one stopped him. Soon, everyone was taking another swing, this time more used to the taste. A few minutes later, demigods began arriving and already a whole bottle of wine was gone.

12:00 Midnight

The wine was all gone. 5 bottles gone and the party began getting wild. More demigods began arriving, and soon, all of Camp Half-Blood was attending.

God of Olympus, Percy thought to himself as he stared into the red liquid in his goblet.

A/N: Ok guys, that is part 1 of this two-shot. Remember, I do not support drinking unless you are absolutely sure you can handle it AND you are of legal age. These guys are following the Ancient Greek drinking age, not America's. Well, until next time

-Newage416