Disclaimer: Fan made by fans for fans. I do not own these characters. Chris Carter and FOX do. Please don't sue.
Summary: Mulder's finally gone crazy.
A/N: This was originally written back in 1998! I don't think I ever posted it anywhere, but with the X-Files filming new episodes, I decided to dig up and dust off some old stuff I never posted to Gossamer. Enjoy really crappy stuff written by almost 20 years ago me.
crazy
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help me scully! help me please
i'm begging you on bended knees
ply me full of cheap ass gin
stick me in a loony bin
give me a really kewl straight jacket
solitary, there's no racket
pad the walls up to the ceiling
drug me up! a real good feeling
i've got it bad, i have no doubt
sanitarium's the only route
there is no cure, i'm gonna die
my soul is reaching for the sky
the light! the light! o happy day
o great, now it's fading away
i'm in a hell of my own making
black cats abound, mirrors breaking
this life of mine is just insane!
ufo's flying inside my brain
oiliens creeping under my skin
get out! get out! not in! not in!
so now you know, what should you do?
shoot me, beat me black and blue
trick me, hurt me, have me committed
hypnotized and then sedated
just don't leave me in this pain
don't let me live a life again
just remember to visit me please
and don't forget the sunflower seeds