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Title: Naughty, Dirty Sex?
Challenge: Naughty
Word Count: 123.
Rating: PG (for innuendo)
Characters: Sirius, girl!Harry: aka Maria Jamie Potter (at least in my world), James
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"So, then he leans over and he goes, 'Baby, I wanna try something new...but...it's a bit, uh, naughty." At first, Sirius just stares at her. Then,
"Wow. You win. THAT was the worst bad sex story ever. EVER!"
"I know! I mean who says that? Naughty? Really, he could at least have said...he wanted to try something, I dunno, dirty? I mean--"
"Sirius. Why are you discussing dirty sex with my daughter?"
"James! Um. Technically we were talking about...naughty sex, which is you know...not as bad...clearly." Quietly, "Damnit woman. You always get me into trouble."
Maria tilted her head to the left, and with a wicked grin, whispered back, "You know you like it Siri. You're naughty."
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I hope you liked it, its been a very long time since I posted anything, but I hope I continue to get to time to write some new stuff. I would love to read some reviews so please if you have time let me know what you think.