Draco, You're So Vain
Author's Notes: This is justa random filk I wrote back in the days when "How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days" came out and this song was really popular. It is a filk of the song "You're So Vain" by Carly Simon, sung to Draco Malfoy by any female character of your choice from the Harry Potter series! Yay! PS- I think it would be fun to get some responses...please review and tell me who you think the "singer" of this song is! It could be anyone and I really did not have a specific person in mind so I would like to hear your guys' opinions: -Jess
Disclaimer: Do not own Harry Potter, nor do I own the song. Just for fun, folks!
You walked into the Yule Ball
Like you were walking in as our king
Your hair strategically slicked back from your face
Your scarf it was silver and green
You had one eye in the mirror
As you watched yourself make the scene
And all the girls dreamed that they were your partner
They were your partner, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
Draco, you're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Met you on the train several years ago
Even then you were quite the jerk
You have ridiculed me and my family
But still charmed me with your sexy smirk
But you picked on every wizard and witch you crossed
And one of them was me
I dreamed that we rode through clouds on your broomstick
Clouds on your broomstick, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
Draco, you're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
I dreamed that we rode through clouds on your Nimbus
Clouds on your Nimbus, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
Draco, you're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you?
Well I went to your match versus Gryffindor
And your team naturally lost
Then you flew your Nimbus to the broom shed
Demeanor colder than a winter's frost
Well you're convinced you should win all the time
But when you don't, Daddy says
You don't deserve to be the son of a Malfoy,
Son of a Malfoy, and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
Draco, you're so vain
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you? Don't you? Don't you?
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain...