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"Thoughts"
"Yuk! I hate bloodstains," A masked person stumbled into an dark apartment window soon followed by another person taller than the first.
"You know you shouldn't have done that last jutsu Kit," The taller person said, obviously male. The first growled.
"Shut the fuck up Ruka," Kit replied, taking off the mask and turning on the light. Ruka looked at his companion, who had his mask which was that of a blood red fox hanging round his neck. Kit was, at first sight, a really cute 9 year old, with golden hair that went to his shoulders and azure eyes. He was naturally tanned and had three whisker marks on each cheek. He stood at 3ft 9inches, with a lithe build. This innocent looking kid was actually an ANBU of the highest caliber, he was a sword master, and he had also mastered his father's Tai jutsu style and incorporated it into his own. His ninjutsu wasn't lacking either, elemental, non-elemental (Bushin, Henge, etc.) and medical, although he hated genjutsu. All in all he was an extremely dangerous child.
"I told you not to do that there was a cleaner way, but noooo you had to try out an experimental jutsu," Ruka said also taking off his mask and revealing a male who couldn't be more than 15. He stood at 5ft 9inches with shiny cocoa hair and chocolate eyes. Honey coloured skin and a body some would kill for. His one visibly scar was across his nose and didn't detract from his looks but instead seemed to enhance them. He too had skills that were extremely surprising and impressive for his age. Like his partner he was ANBU, named Shadow Killer, he commonly stayed in the shadows and took his enemies/opponents out using them. His mask was that of a black Dolphin.
Kit shook his head and went into the bathroom. Kit's ANBU name was Raging Kitsune, which is where his nick name comes from. Turning on the shower he stepped in still talking to Ruka who was leaning against the wall. Modesty wasn't a big thing for them as they were like brothers.
"I just wanted to do something fun for once and it was fun, except for the bloodstains," The boy's voice was tired and slightly bitter.
"Why? What happened?" Ruka's concern could be heard very clearly. Kit smiled at his brother's worry.
"I don't want to go back to the academy with those brats, they may be my age but they haven't seen the things I have, haven't done what I've done, they are so bloody immature and naive, which is going to get them killed!" he sighed, "But most of all I am sick of acting the idiot, with a smile on my face when people treat me like shit. I am Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto and I want to act like my self," Ruka sighed he knew it was something like this.
"I know how you feel Naruto, Pretending to be a chunin when I'm not, having to be sub-servant to those arrogant jonins. Being something I'm not, basically. To most people I am just plain old Umino Iruka, chunin, academy teacher and the only one who can catch Uzumaki Naruto after he has done something wrong." He said the last part in a teasing voice. "Anyway at least you were put up," He heard Naruto growl.
"Yeh, but only by a year and the teacher that is in charge is an idiot," he said tiredly as he wrapped a towel around himself and got out of the shower. Getting out of the way so Iruka could hop into the shower he went and got some nightclothes for the both of them. Although just Naruto lived in the apartment and Iruka had his own place, they both had some of the others clothes at both places as they regularly stayed at one place or another. Iruka frowned,
"Is the teacher giving you any trouble about Kyuubi?" Kyuubi was the 9-tailed fox that attacked the village of Konohagakure 9 years ago, he was sealed into Naruto by the forth Hokage. The forth wanted Naruto to be treated like a hero, but that didn't happen, the villagers needed a scapegoat and the "Kyuubi Brat" happened to be there. Iruka was just thankful that Naruto knew how to protect himself. The boy shook his head,
"Sort of, but I don't get it, this guy wasn't in the village at the time, he's a new comer from the Mist. Name's Katawa Mizuki," just then Naruto yawned it had been an exhausting mission, his third in fact as an ANBU. The third Hokage retook his role as Hokage as the Yondaime died when sealing Kyuubi. The third trained Iruka and Naruto from a young age and was the one to promote them to ANBU rank.
"Let's get some sleep Naruto, we've got a long day ahead of us," Iruka said, Naruto frowned.
"Don't you mean a long few years? At least until I finish the academy," he grumbled, The Sandaime had placed him on a mission in the academy, a lot of the ninja clans' heirs were in his new class and he was to make sure they stayed safe. Iruka was going to be their academy teacher in the classes final year.
Iruka picked the tired boy up and took him to bed, then going to sleep himself.
(Four years later)
Naruto yawned as his alarm clock decided to wake him up, he struggled not to reach over and bash it in, last time he did that Iruka had a fit when he saw the broken alarm lying on the floor and Naruto still asleep covered in blankets. Naruto rubbed the sleep out of his eyes as he realised what day it was. It was finally graduation day, Naruto felt like cheering, he was still an ANBU and one of them best, but dealing with immature brats (completely disregarding the fact he was a year younger than the his graduating class) almost everyday was a pain in the ass and it tested his patience like no mission he had been on in the past four years. As he had a shower and got dressed he thought about who in his class he thought would graduate.
First there was Uchiha Sasuke; he was the rookie of the year, the best in the class. His looks and status made the girls crazy for him but his attitude was cold and unfeeling. Then Aburame Shino he was from the Aburame clan and they deal with bugs, Shino was a very quiet boy and always wore sunglasses. Inuzuka Kiba, or as Naruto called him Dog Breath. His clan had dogs for partners and Kiba was no different, Akamaru was his partner's name. Nara Shikamaru was another heir from a well known clan, the Nara's specialized in Shadow jutsu and Shikamaru was no different, he was an extremely lazy and extremely intelligent young man who loved cloud watching. Next was his best friend Akimichi Choji this guy was large and loved to eat, like all Akimichi's he specialised in jutsu which made him into a human boulder. Those were the only males Naruto could see actually making genin at their current level.
The females in the class were pathetic, almost all of them were only in the academy because of Sasuke. The only three from his year he could actually see graduating were Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino and Hyuuga Hinata. Sakura although being one of Sasuke's biggest fans was really smart and if not put on a team with the broody Uchiha he could see her becoming an excellent ninja. Ino was the president of the Uchiha Sasuke fan club, but was skilled in her use of her family's jutsu, which had to do with the mind, if Ino pulled her head in she could become a fantastic Interrogator. Hyuuga Hinata could become a legendary healer if she chose it, with her kind nature and Byuakugan all she needed was confidence. She was painfully shy and rarely spoke. Last of all was Uzumaki Naruto, his 'mask'. Naruto had an clown mask on unless it was in private, this mask was that of an idiot, he acted like a prankster and all-around goof off. He wanted to just pass and then disappear.
Running out the door he sped to the academy and got there 5 minutes before class. He saw that many of the others were there. Quickly finding a seat he didn't see who he had sat next to. He found out soon enough.
"Ino-pig! I won I get to sit next to Sasuke-kun!" A pink and red blur sped into the room, closely followed by a yellow and purple one.
"You cheated FOREHEAD!" The blonde said, stopping next to the girl with pink hair and a red dress, the blonde's name was Yamanaka Ino she was wearing a purple outfit that she had bought especially to impress Sasuke-kun. She scanned the classroom for her love. Sakura was the pink haired girl's name and she too was scanning the classroom for her Sasuke-kun. Naruto looked up as he felt weak killing intent from across the room, it was Ino and Sakura glaring at him as if they wanted him to spontaneously combust, he backed up a tiny bit and saw that the glares got deeper saw he turned around to see why they were glaring at him and saw who was next to him. It was Sasuke,
"Oh shit," he whispered and made to stand up just as the two girls rushed at him screaming like banshees, he turned to get away from their claws and got shoved into Sasuke who had also turned to see what was happening.
"Fuck!" Naruto thought as he fell into Sasuke. Sasuke himself was wide eyed as Naruto fell on him.
"Crash!" as the boys fell onto the fall, "Kami must hate me" Naruto thought as his lips landed on Sasuke's. It took both boys a second to come to their senses and they sprung apart spitting and coughing. Naruto felt the death glares from before get stronger he turned around and saw all of the girls in his class, excluding Hinata glaring at him, before pouncing.
Iruka (now 19) was having an excellent day; he and Naruto had finished a really easy mission the night before and had gotten an almost full night sleep. He already graded everything that needed to be graded and everything was going his way. Until he heard the screams coming from his classroom, he groaned, "Should have know it was too good to last," he thought as he went in to see…
Naruto hanging from the ceiling fan with his legs dangling as the girls in the class were trying to reach for him and were screaming very vulgar things. Something about Sasuke, a kiss and that Naruto was going to die. He put his stuff on his desk with a loud BANG and watched everyone realized their teacher was in the room. The Kunoichi to be were red faced as they sat down. Naruto however was still hanging off the fan. Iruka growled as he walked over, grabbed the boy's leg and pulled him down into the desk next to Sasuke Uchiha. Naruto groaned as he saw Uchiha next to him again and then again at Iruka's next instruction,
"Naruto you will seat that seat the whole lesson do you understand?" The sensei did not look happy, Naruto nodded meekly. The rest of the lesson went off without a hitch, if you discount the Sasuke fans whining because they did not get to sit with Sasuke-kun. Sasuke was getting quite sick of it and although he didn't show it was glad someone other than his fan girls sat in the seat next to him. As soon as the bell rang everyone bolted out of the classroom, well almost everyone. Naruto stayed behind as he knew that Iruka would want to know about the scene he walked in on. Quickly explaining the scene he grew red as Iruka doubled over.
"It's not that funny," he snarled at the sensei. Iruka just laughed while Naruto grumbled, "Your first kiss taken like that! I think it was Sasuke's first kiss as well,"
"Yeh, yeh get over it," he said before storming outside.
Coming back into class after the break was an interesting experience, the fan girls were still glaring at him and Sasuke was looking particularly frazzled. All throughout lunch they had been pestering him. "Sasuke-kun, do you feel okay?" or "Sasuke-kun that Naruto is such an idiot, isn't he?" and the weirdest one was "Sasuke-kun, would you like me to help get Uzumaki germs off you? I bet I could make you feel better," the girl then attempted to glomp him. He pushed her off, violently. Those high pitched voices gave him a headache after a while as it would anyone.
The day went on quickly, everyone was waiting for tomorrow. The Genin exam was then and everyone was anxious to pass, except of course Naruto. He was ordered to pass by the Hokage and he would be placed on a team and go through the Chunin exams.
Iruka sighed in relief when he let the class out for the day. They had been more horrible than normal thanks to the exams. He saw Naruto waiting for him after the rest of the kids left and frowned they weren't meant to meet until tonight. Naruto grinned nervously and rubbed the back of his head.
"The fan girls are waiting outside for me," he said by way of explanation. The sensei glanced up, out the window. Sakura and Ino were indeed waiting for someone, he frowned.
"Naruto, you want me to walk with you home?" Naruto nodded sheepishly. Iruka picked up his stuff and followed Naruto out of the school building.
Sakura and Ino saw the blond haired boy walk out of the building, their eyes lighted up and they smirked viciously,
"Oh Naruto!" they yelled, and then they saw who was behind Naruto. Turning red under the stern gaze of their sensei they quickly ran off, Iruka just shook his head and led Naruto to his apartment for dinner.