A/N: I'd just like to thank Whiteskin and Darklips for the inspiration that started this idea
Disclaimer: I do not own the Twilight Saga or the Cirque Du Freak Series…or any of the characters…(thinks for a moment)…but I DO own the ideas for the argument.
Me: Well Darren you've finally got your fanfiction story.
Darren: I'll believe it when it's finished.
Me: (scoffs)
Darren: besides you call this a story!
Me: I think this is going pretty well.
Darren: Well at least I get this all to myse- (Edward & Bella walks in) OH COME ON!
Edward: Respect your elders!
Darren: Bite m-…(thinks about what he just said)
Edward: Ew, no!
Bella: You know last night I had this really weird dream.
Me: inter-esting...(ponders to self then asks in a serious manner) have you
eaten any bunnies recently?
Darren: Are you insane!
Me: Yes...I thought we'd already established this!
Darren:...?
Edward: Why would you eat bunnies...when you could have mountain lions?
Me: What if your on a strict bunnies-only diet?
Bella: That makes sense...
Edward: In what universe does THAT make sense?
Me: (sighs) Edward...if you're on a strict bunnies-only diet, then you
couldn't have mountain lions...only bunnies...if you had mountain lions too
than it wouldn't be the strict bunnies-only diet it would be the strict
bunnies-only-and-sometimes-mountain-lions-diet...obviously!
Bella: Exactly
Edward:...!
Darren: Can I leave? Cause I don't want to be part of this conversation
anymore!
Edward: (to himself) why did I even say anything? (shakes head while
pinching the bridge of his nose)
Bella: Would hares be okay?
Me: Hmmmmmm, do they look like bunnies?
Bella: (thinking)...sort-of, but not really...no
Me: Then I'm going to have to say no!
Bella: Rabbits?
Me: Hmmmmmm
Bella: Cause technically wouldn't those be like full-grown bunnies?
Me: You do make a solid case!
Bella: Well?
Me: I guess rabbits would be okay!
Darren: Please tell me you two aren't still talking about that?
Me: 'bout what?
Darren: The strict bunnies-only diet!
Bella: (looks disgusted) WHY WOULD YOU EAT BUNNIES...BABY ANIMALS ARE NOT
FOOD!
Me: Seriously, what are you some kind of soulless monster!
Darren: (confused) but...you said th-...and she was li-...whatever I give
up.
Me: You've lost some of my respect today Darren!
Bella: Mine too!
Edward: (kisses Bella on cheek) Well I'm gonna go hunt down a mountain lion!
Me: Why mountain lion?
Edward: (pauses a second before smiling slightly) I'm on this new strict mountain
lion-only diet...(walks away)
(fade to black)
A/N: so there you have the first of hopefully many arguments. Sorry it was so short, but this was mainly just to get the ball rolling. If there is any particular topic you want these guys to discuss than leave a review and I'll try my best to make that dream a reality. They'll sing they'll dance…after all…I'm the author…they'll do anything I tell them to do…heh heh…ha ha ha…MWHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha…
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