Title: Squishy Flesh
Rating: K+
Warnings: Extreme Randomness
Description: The Doctor finds a new way to get rid of Daleks
Disclaimer: I do not own Doctor Who or any of the characters. If I did, when a Dalek died, it would explode and rain Skittles.
A/N: Hey everyone! Me and a friend wrote this in class one day, because we were bored and had nothing to do. Enjoy!
It was a nice evening in the middle of April. However, the Daleks' ship was high in the sky, casting a shadow over London. The Doctor looked up and rushed inside the TARDIS. Running around the console and flipping some levers in an overly dramatic fashion, he made sure they would land on the huge spaceship. He arrived and surprise, surprise, there were a ton of colorful Daleks. At first, he came up with a complicated and confusing plan to save the world once again, but in the end he decided to wing it. He started talking about random stuff, saying a ton of really big words that no one but him could understand. The Daleks screamed, "Stop it! Stop it!" Then, the Doctor got an amazing idea. They did look like yummy Skittles, after all. HE wanted to take some chances and so he walked up tp the Daleks, a hungry expression visible on his face. He said, "Let's talk face to face" The Dalek opened up it's hard red shell to reveal the squishy creature and the Doctor charged. Taking a bit from the flesh, he realized that they tasted just like Skittles! "Mmm, delicious" he said with a hint of madness in his deep brown eyes. Daleks ran in every direction screaming, "Exterminate!" with agony. The Doctor ran around snacking on soft, tender Dalek flesh. After all of the creatures had been devoured, the Doctor sauntered back into the TARDIS. He pulled the lever dramatically and embarked on his next adventure.
Thanks for reading! I especially want to thank my friend, who wrote this with me. Thanks to her, this brilliant story was born. And reviews would be really appreciated! I'm happy a pretty bad day and could use cheering up. Me and one of my best friends auditioned for the talent show (We were waltzing and sword fighting to Davy Jones by Hans Zimmer) and mid audition my sword broke twice, Then we like stumbled over each other...Oh well. Can't go back and change it now, eh? Love you all!