Miomi loovveee
Once upon a time, there were two butts named Michael and Naomi. Naomi and Michael loooovveddd each other but they didn't admit it. Everybody teased them. One day, Naomi walked up the Michael the butt and said, "omg Michael you're so hawt date me pls." Then Michael replied, "no. You're ugly." Naomi the butt ran away bawling her eyeballs out. She fell on top of Brianna and Brianna was all like, " omg wtf do you want?" And Naomi said, "OMG MICHAEL JUST REJECTED MEEE."
"Yeah that's cuz you're ugly."
"But Michael's also ugly."
"Lol k. I'll talk to him then."
"K thankssss!"
One day later, Brianna slammed Michael's locker shut.
"We need to talk," Brianna said.
"K wtf do u want," Michael replied.
"So... What do you think of Omi?"
"Lol she's hawt."
"You guys should date."
"Lol no."
"But whyyyy" :(
"Lol fine I'll ask later."
The next day, everyone stayed after school. Michael was walking with Brianna and Cassandra. Michael said, "yo Omi's so hawt." So Brianna was all like, "OMFGGG JUST FRICKIN DATEEE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GODDAMMIT YOU'RE STUUUPID!" So Michael said, "lol fine."
Later that day, Michael and Cassandra came running towards Brianna and Elena. Brianna said, "wtf is wrong what happened?" Michael was red faced and freaking out. He said, "I-I... And Naomi was- and Naomi-Naomi..." Cassandra butted in and just yelled, "NAOMI JUST ASKED MICHAEL OUT!" At this point, Brianna started freaking out as well. "WHAT DID YOU SAYYY!?" Michael said, "I said idk maybe." So Brianna said, "YOU IDIOT JUST DATE HERRRR!" But then Cassandra said, "WTF WHY WOULD MICHAEL DATE NAOMI WHEN HE'S DATING MEE!?"
"WHATTTTTTT!?" Brianna was flipping out at this point.
"NO WTF CASSANDRA YOU'RE UGLY AF!" Michael protested.
"Lol wtf is even happening," Elena said.
"IDEKK!" Brianna replied.
"WELL YOU'RE FRICKIN UGLY AF YOU WITCH!" Cassandra yelled as she ran into the bathroom crying.
I few moments later, Naomi walked out of the bathroom with an angry face. Everyone stared.
"So you cheated on Cassandra with me," she said with tears in her eyes.
"No, it's not like that, I promise!" Michael said.
Naomi looked out the window and said nothing.
Michael stammered, "I-I... Listen, I don't know how to tell you this... But... I love you." Naomi turned around and stared. Michael ran up to her and gave her a big hug. He landed and big fat kiss on her eyeball. "Ew wtf Michael." Naomi complained. "Lol sorry lemme try again." Michael kissed Naomi for about 0.0314159265358979322 of a second before they fell out the window.
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