one day L and light woke up light was going crazy to write names in his Death Note but with the whitty detective chained to him he couldn't so he tried to think of another way to have fun and he had an idea
Light-hey L you want a HUGE lollipop
L-O.O hell ya i do!!!
Light-OK but.....its in my pants and you have to reach for it
L-*thinks*..........ok *walkes up to light
Light-O.O *thinking holy crap i cant beleive it worked*
L-*reaches in Lights pants* I FOUND IT ^.^ *starts licking the "lollipop"*
Light-*getting horny
L-this doesn't taste like a lollipop!!?!?!?!??!?
Light-*getting nervouse*
L-OMG LIGHT YOU F**KING PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Light-...oh crap
L-if you wanted that you should have just asked ^-^
Light-O.o
L-*continues licking*
THE END!!!