Hey here's my story

disclaimer: don't own it don't want to

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Esme POV

Our family was in a predicament. You'd probably say we need therapy and that's where I'd agree with you. It started yesterday with Jake, a grizzly bear and 30 pounds of ribs. That story along with many others will come later. That's when Carlisle and I decided to be the first to enroll in Vampire Family Therapy. And now were sitting in the office of Dr. Fang.

"Mom it's not to late to leave it's not our fault the mutt decided to have some 'fun'," my oldest son Edward said.

"Whose fault is it that the foot ball team's uniforms are died pink, we have no spare rooms because of cloths and that there is a Jasper dent in the wall?" I asked.

"Obviously not mine so can I leave?"

"NO" I nearly screamed.

Then walked in Dr. Fang walked in.

"Hello Cullens I'm Dr. Fang and if could all introduce ya'll self's and tell about how ya'll came to be.

"Hello I'm Edward Anthony Masen Cullen I'm normal I shouldn't be here and it was 1917 and the Spanish Flu was going through and my parent's had died and Carlisle needed a companion. End of story."

"I'm Rosalie Lillian Hale and I rather not talk about it."

"Emmett McCarthy Cullen, I was mauled by a bear and my little Rosie saved me."

"I'm Mary Alice Brandon Cullen but I go by Alice and I don't remember much from my human life I just remember I was in a mental alyssum and I woke up in the dark."

"Jasper Whitlock Hale, I was in the civil war as a confederate and three vampires thought I had potential."

"I'm Isabella Marie Swan, Edward and I were together when I was human then we got married and he was going to change me after the honeymoon but I got pregnant with Renesmee and I nearly died giving birth but Edward saved me last minute."

"Nessie Carlie Swan my mom just told you my story I'm half human."

"Jacob Black and the only reason I roll with vamps is that I imprinted on Ness and maybe also Bella was my best friend and I can't leave her."

"I'm Carlisle Cullen and I've told you the story of me and my wife before."

"I'm Esme," I said finally able to introduce myself.

"Okay so where shall we start?" and then all fingers pointed to Edward . This is going to be a long day.

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How was it? Tell me please.