I think ths s the frst ever Phoenix Wright Parody ever w00t I got this idea after I was watching son of the mask so I thought hmm maybe son of the masque!? Anyway I hope you guys like it!
Clank: sweet the first ever Parody of Phoenix Wright I'm so excited!
Clink: For once i actually agree with you.
It had happened again. He was having dreams about it he couldn't resist it. He needed that mask!
Risqué son of Ron and Dessie Delite had these dreams constantly. He imagined himself stealing jewels and gems from bamks and jewler stores.
This time however it was just too much to bear!
Risqué like his father had a strange tornado hair style and the urge to steal things. His was a bit taller than the average 7 year old and always wore a flue feather in his hair. But aside from his appearance he loved his fathers Mask*deMaque Mask and outfit.
It was late a nite and Risqué was silently walking outside of his room and snuk to his father's over protected safe that had a regular lock a key hole and a DNA scaner.
"Lock numbers…1…2…3…4…*Click* Risqué had opened his fathers very stupid lock combination and now took out the feather in his hair. He shoved the end of the feather in the lock and began to pick the lock. He was getting pretty good at it and had beaten his old record of 5 seconds.
He then sighed. "I forgot dad put it that fucking new DNA scanner.
He thought for a moment but then came up with an idea.
He then dashed to the closest trashcan. He stuck his arm in and began to move it around until he found it. A condom soaked with semen.
"Yuck I didn't think dad had That much in him" the boy was disgusted but brought the soaked condom to the safe and rubbed it against the scanner.
"Fortunately the scanner was cheap and only needed half the chromosomes to decide weather it was the right person or not.
The lock then opened and Risqué was eagerly reaching out to the mask. He could hear it calling him.
"Risqué…Risqué…"
Actually the voice sounded more like his father than the mask in his dreams. He then felt someone tugging on his collar. He turned his head surprised to see his father looking at him disturbed.
"I can explain just let me pleeeeeeeeease!" Risqué squealed.
What had caught Ron's Eye was not the fact he broke into his safe it was the fact that he had a condom soaked with semen.
"Um son…are you feeling different?" Ron asked innocently.
Risqué thought for awhile. "Well I have been having strange dreams…"
Ron sighed. "Well I suppose it's time for the talk then. You see when a boy becomes a man he begins to get furrier and you may notice your special area getting… hard when you get near pretty girls.
Risqué was completely disgusted by these comments. "No no that's not what I meant! I had dreams about becoming a thief. Lie you did when you were younger.
"Oh hehe um…well I suppose it couldn't hurt I have an even smaller outfit that will fit you somewhere. In the house.
Risqué was surprised his dad didn't care about him becoming a thief. His dad was so cool he was a thief himself and got away with it plus he's making big bucks off of his new company.
"Well here it is Mask*deMasque Jr. Ron then handed his son the outfit.
Risqué was overjoyed at the costume it was his favorite color blue and the mask had a feather symbol on it.
"Ok before you go running off stealing random things a few rules" Ron said sternly.
Risqué sighed. "Fine…"
"Letter one get back home by 3:30 AM I don't want mommy worried about you, Number B make sure that you bring something shiny for mommy, lastly no killing anyone"
Risqué looked at his father smirking and giggled a little.
"What's so Funny?"
"You said Letter one and Number B I couldn't help but laugh.
Ron just ignored his little confusion act.
Risqué then barged out the house excited as could be.
"Here I come world! Mask*deMasque Jr. Has arrived!"
Ok it lacked a few funnies but trust me they will come in time! He-he-he…
Clank:Booo this stinks!
Clink: hey it does not cant i guy have a break!? Your so incencitive!
Clank: And you so Gay
Clink before i beat you to a pulp i want to say R/R